Oh no he didn't . .

DarkShadow · 14 Sep 2009 at 13:36

http://globalgrind.com/i/CIT/I97/655/8.479587.jpg

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The police in Manchester recently arrested and laid criminal charges against a man after he allegedly broke into his ex-girlfriend’s home, masturbated and ejaculated on her face while she slept.

http://globalgrind.com/content/976558/Girlfriend-Awakened-By-Skeet-Skeet-Attack/

:eek:

Grissle · 14 Sep 2009 at 13:37

It was one time, can we not just let it drop?

Jono8 · 14 Sep 2009 at 13:37

HAHA, winner

Voltar · 14 Sep 2009 at 13:39

Marky · 14 Sep 2009 at 13:40

lmao

No doubt he was a member of this forum and he got it suggested to him from someone on here

mac1st3 · 14 Sep 2009 at 13:40

he came, he saw, he conquered

malfunkshun · 14 Sep 2009 at 13:45

mac1st3 said:
he came, he swore, he buggered off

Dark_Angel · 14 Sep 2009 at 13:46

I can't believe anyone would actually do something like this :confused:

Biohazard · 14 Sep 2009 at 13:46

HAHAHAHAHAHA
wtf

Raumarik · 14 Sep 2009 at 13:47

Bet she never saw that coming..

Malt_Vinegar · 14 Sep 2009 at 13:52

SPIDERMAN!!
GO WEB GO!

Vonhelmet · 14 Sep 2009 at 13:53

Where exactly is this alleged to have happened? The original article is in the Jamaica Star Online. :confused:

Nitefly · 14 Sep 2009 at 13:54

Probably Attackmode.

Dark_Angel · 14 Sep 2009 at 13:54

I don't really see how it's funny personally?

I have a pretty evil sense of humor at times, but don't really understand why this is funny at all?

antijoke · 14 Sep 2009 at 13:55

Nice.

Malt_Vinegar · 14 Sep 2009 at 13:57

Dark_Angel said:
I don't really see how it's funny personally?

I have a pretty evil sense of humor at times, but don't really understand why this is funny at all?

I think its the absurdity of the attack that does it.

Admittedly, its a horrible thing to happen, but i dont think its unusual for the circumstances to raise a smile, at least initially?!

Biohazard · 14 Sep 2009 at 13:57

Dark_Angel said:
I don't really see how it's funny personally?

I have a pretty evil sense of humor at times, but don't really understand why this is funny at all?

Some twisted game thats for sure, perhaps the unexpected nature of it.

Zom · 14 Sep 2009 at 14:00

She got what was coming to her tbh.

manic_man · 14 Sep 2009 at 14:00

It's easy enough to laugh at over the internet, but all told it's pretty disgusting.

I would hazard a guess that, for everyones bravado, they wouldn't want to meet or socialise with the guy.

Assuming he actually WAS from Manchester, I don't think its too much of a stretch to imagine the type of guy he is, and I can tell you right now they are the ones that drag the areas image down nationally.

I would assume he will be charged for something like indecent assault and entering without permission (or even breaking if he didnt have a key anymore). Lovely chap.

/High horse

Dark_Angel · 14 Sep 2009 at 14:01

Zom said:
She got what was coming to her tbh.