lol, you do make me laugh Fox.
Comparing the looks of a coupe to a saloon and presenting images from an angle that minimises the differences in the styling i.e. not showing much of the side and hence the doors!
Personally I'd present two images like this to argue the case that one looks much better than the other:
But at the end of the day it really does come down to the fact that it is possible to like the coupe version of a particular model and not like the exact same model in saloon form and yet also like other saloons.
You will never understand it as it just seems illogical to you. Your view Fox is by far the more sensible I agree, but gaz I understand completely where you're coming from on the 3 series coupe/saloon looks front.