Old kitchen knives - what to do with when finished with?

Put them to use.

Get an old leather glove, suede preferably, remove the knife handles and then stitch the blades securely onto the fingers of the glove, making sure to allow for full movement.

Sharpen blades, then proceed to enter the dreams of the local teen population and murder them in various and inventive ways.....

Stay away from basements with big log burning boilers though....

Just a tip
 
WTF, I was going to start this thread today because I was thinking of replacing my kitchen knives :D

I was thinking of Freecycle but then you never know who they are going to until they turn up on your doorstep. Could be some undesirables or chavvy kids, you refuse, they come back and kick your door in etc. I think for secure disposal the police station is probably the best bet.
 
Hide them under your pillow, behind your sofa and so on. Then when you get burgled/zombie attack/post apocalyptic horror you'll have plenty of weapons stashed around your house.

You'd be the first to croak in a zombie apocalypse. Old dull knife vs zombie who doesn't feel pain.... om nom nom. :p
 
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