Old people, Snow, and Newspapers

[4T5]

They always look so smart too

What ever happened to holding doors open for the fairer sex and a doffing of the hat...

Spot on my good man.

 

[Van Hellseek]

We don't hold doors open (etc), because it's sexist.

Aparantly.

 

[ElvisFan]

So eeerr...who else is thinking of Family Guy right now?.

I thought of Herbert from Family Guy when all the local oldies were wanting their daily dose of news.

"Hey, there creamy hamstrings. That's a mighty fine throwin' arm ya got there. i hope ya bringin all the good news?"

 

[Greenlizard0]

What ever happened to holding doors open for the fairer sex and a doffing of the hat...

For me the spirit of the gentleman died on when ladies stopped being ladies. They're tied together and Barcardi Breezers pulled them apart one Saturday night at a time.

 

[[SKR]Phoenix]

I don't mind that they are stuck in their ways, they do no harm.

But, when they venture out in this weather just for a paper, slip and break their hip... it's the councils fault!

Shoulda stayed inside oldie.

 

[matt_fsr]

Offtopic, but the only time I have bought the Daily Mail was when we were litter training our kitten and I urgently needed some newspaper.

I do hope that was because it was the thickest paper for the least amount of payment?

 

[Kazz]

Stick your comment up your crack.

 

[Vonhelmet]

I do hope that was because it was the thickest paper for the least amount of payment?

No, it was a purely ideological decision.

 

[stickman1]

But this is My Life.

I like Old people now that i am one so leave them/us alone

 

[steve-h]

Newspapers are more normal than bread and milk :/

OH NOES CRISIS... brb buying food that goes off within a week

 

[Hxc]

I much prefer reading a newspaper to websites. I'm 19. I wouldn't say I would go to the shop in the mornign though