omg killer wasp! :-O

VIRII said:
And the inch long barbed spear they jab into you which is so thick you could polevault with it.
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My Grandad got stung through a thick, woolen, police greatcoat by a hornet back in the black and white days when everyone left their back doors open and....

*wanders off mumbling about the good old days*
 
fatiain said:
My Grandad got stung through a thick, woolen, police greatcoat by a hornet back in the black and white days when everyone left their back doors open and....

*wanders off mumbling about the good old days*
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Did he spread it on toast? I still want to see holly sucking her dyson.
 
if you want to get rid of wasps use cheap netto hairspary - after a good blast it sets there wings and they cant fly/walk

after that its easy

m3
 
Curio said:
As already said, that's a hornet rather than a common wasp. Your choices are clear, if somewhat predictable....

1.) Burn it with fire
2.) Punch it in the ovaries
3.) Nuke it from orbit....it's the only way to be sure.

Did I miss any? :)
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Lol, dont think so :D
 
lol well when i next see a hornet i will spray it with hair spray, or get my blender out!!if we have a nest doesnt that mean there will be like hundreds? :eek:
 
Those things are not nice, i was bitten on the back of my thigh last year by a canadian wasp when i was there visiting my family. Tbh it hurt and it hurt a lot, its *** very first time i had ever been stung by one and i wouldnt want to be stung by another one anytime soon.

Can still remember the pain as well, like a really hard pinch :eek::(. Mind u i didnt kill the little bugger as he had flown off:p...lucky escape for him or else he would have had my size 9 timberland boots mashing him into the ground:p.
 
Curio said:
As already said, that's a hornet rather than a common wasp. Your choices are clear, if somewhat predictable....

1.) Burn it with fire
2.) Punch it in the ovaries
3.) Nuke it from orbit....it's the only way to be sure.

Did I miss any? :)
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Drown it in mustard :cool: A new one why not?
 
Spawn said:
he would have had my size 9 timberland boots mashing him into the ground:p.
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You can't mash things in a size 9 !!! That's a girls boot for gods sake :p
You need a man shoe (size 10) :p
 
VIRII said:
You can't mash things in a size 9 !!! That's a girls boot for gods sake :p
You need a man shoe (size 10) :p
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Nah size 10 makes me look like a clown :p...cant help having small feet for a guy but it hasnt made a difference to the other valuable part of me :p
 
Spawn said:
Nah size 10 makes me look like a clown :p...cant help having small feet for a guy but it hasnt made a difference to the other valuable part of me :p
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Ears still normal size are they? ;)

And yes, that is a large wasp. Fly spray tbh.
 
VIRII said:
Cool he'll be able to use the headphones that come with the E900 then unlike Spock over on the Mobiles forum.
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SPOCK?you talking about me? :mad: :p
ive told you my ears are perfectly normal,its you who have spock ears ;)
 
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