On the loo for number 2

[cm1179]

i eat

 

[PapaLazaru]

A book if I am at home. Tetris on my phone if at work.

 

[J1234]

Browse here usually!

 

[Randomface74]

watch squirrels in the garden, srsly

 

[jp_bl_68]

i eat

Aren't you worried about perpetual pooping?

 

[chainy]

Flick football on the Iphone

 

[OCdude]

I look around the bathroom and realise that even after spending half an hour scrubbing the tiles and cleaning, it actually looks like i've done sweet FA :/

 

[Nanoman]

I've never understood how it can take some people so long to have a number 2. I mean do you push it out really slowly and let it hang there for a while? Or do you go without actually needing to go and just wait for it? Or do you sit there before or after doing absolutely nothing or slowly wiping your arse? It takes me 2 minutes to poo, it's not something I want to milk.

 

[reflux]

When I'm on the loo I usually wipe my arse.

 

[twist3d0n3]

I enjoy my number two time. I normally browse the internet on my phone.

 

[jp_bl_68]

I've never understood how it can take some people so long to have a number 2.

Sometimes it's a big job.

 

[233]

with 3 kids and a wife its a haven i tend to enjoy my time of solitude and try to make the most of it

 

[Maccapacca]

As I heard on here it's a bit like chucking a bag of carrots into a stream, so wait for the contractions then find a loo slumf and go

 

[elmuzzy66.]

Used to read now i watch liverpool games, saves getting up from the couch

 

[Jonny69]

with 3 kids and a wife its a haven i tend to enjoy my time of solitude and try to make the most of it

Indeed. It's a time for a break from the toils of life to collect one's thoughts. Make the most of it

 

[Freefaller]

Seriously?!! :/