Other half is a teacher

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God, don't you just love their job. Not feeling too well today so the other half just phoned me to see how I was.

her "hey, how're you feeling"

me "not too bad"

her "I'll come round and make you dinner"

me "sounds good, see you soon"

her "I'll be a little while, I have to wash my hair, we have headlice at school again and i've got them"

me "so that's why my head has been itchy all day!!!"


she just casually dropped it in. Brilliant, I love having to use those fine combs , they rip my hair out!! :mad:
 
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Yummmmmy, LICE!

In assembly at primary school I used to sit behind a girl whos head was literally crawling with them. The hair grouped together by her scrunchy actually looked like it was moving.
 
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They aren't allowed to have 'Nitty Nora' in schools these days incase it offends a childs sensibilities are they?
 
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Nitty Nora the nit nurse.. ? OMG We had the same one.. She was huge and powerfull and took no prisoners... She man handled all of us to get them god damn lice out of kids heads..


Ahh the memories.

I never had any of course
 
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O me and the wife had same probs she was a school cleaner so she was all over the school and was always getting them its not nice

I dont care too much about getting them thou as am a skin head :D
 
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SpeedFreak said:
God, don't you just love their job. Not feeling too well today so the other half just phoned me to see how I was.

her "hey, how're you feeling"

me "not too bad"

her "I'll come round and make you dinner"

me "sounds good, see you soon"

her "I'll be a little while, I have to wash my hair, we have headlice at school again and i've got them"

me "so that's why my head has been itchy all day!!!"


she just casually dropped it in. Brilliant, I love having to use those fine combs , they rip my hair out!! :mad:

Guilt trip should work, and dinner is not payback enough :D
 
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Not had headlice but last year my GF said that tonsilitis was going round her class, but she was ok because she had her tonsils out when she was younger. Cue me getting tonsilitis a few days later....
 
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The shampoo for nits is sodding awful. Its like someone is dowsing you in petrol :mad:
 
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SpeedFreak said:
God, don't you just love their job. Not feeling too well today so the other half just phoned me to see how I was.

her "hey, how're you feeling"

me "not too bad"

her "I'll come round and make you dinner"

me "sounds good, see you soon"

her "I'll be a little while, I have to wash my hair, we have headlice at school again and i've got them"

me "so that's why my head has been itchy all day!!!"


she just casually dropped it in. Brilliant, I love having to use those fine combs , they rip my hair out!! :mad:
Haha, i've had this too, My other half is a teacher...
 
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Brilliant I had to put up with this for 4yrs.

Ex-Wife was a primary school teacher, always catching something from the children and passing it onto me.
Since being divorced ive never been healthier!. :)
 
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