out of date pot noodle

WJA96 · 7 Jan 2011 at 21:41

"Best Before" is only an indication of quality, not wholesomeness, that's "Use By".

Pot Noodle has an incredibly low water activity so nothing will grow on it. The "Best Before" probably relates to the sauce sachet.

Of course, the "Quality" of a Pot Noodle is a whole other discussion...

twist3d0n3 · 7 Jan 2011 at 21:42

i think you should eat some ajax cleaner just to be on the safe side

Grimley · 7 Jan 2011 at 21:54

Oh dear.

I know it must be a bit manic at OCUK with the Sandybridge launch, but you could've sent someone out for a takeaway or even ordered a pizza online.

I'd rather eat the pot than what's inside.

Fenris · 7 Jan 2011 at 21:55

The milk I had in my coffee this morning was best before yesterday.

I guess I must have cancer now.

PapaLazaru · 7 Jan 2011 at 21:56

I am just about to eat week-out-of-date Parma Ham.

LOAM · 7 Jan 2011 at 21:56

Painful death imminent

mattjd · 7 Jan 2011 at 21:58

Unfortunately you are going to spontaneously combust

Bye :'(

arknor · 7 Jan 2011 at 22:01

Fenris said:
The milk I had in my coffee this morning was best before yesterday.

I guess I must have cancer now.

aids

WJA96 · 7 Jan 2011 at 22:05

PapaLazaru said:
I am just about to eat week-out-of-date Parma Ham.

That may not be so smart to be honest. I'd probably give that a bodyswerve.

Fenris · 7 Jan 2011 at 22:06

arknor said:
aids

Worst day ever

mrk · 7 Jan 2011 at 22:07

mattjd said:
Unfortunately you are going to spontaneously combust

Bye :'(

Assplosion, more like

StoutMeister · 7 Jan 2011 at 22:12

mattjd · 7 Jan 2011 at 22:25

Khaaan! said:
Assplosion, more like

Cosimo · 7 Jan 2011 at 22:51

It's been nice knowing you. Bye now.

Eatchipz · 8 Jan 2011 at 01:38

The "New Improved" Pot Noodles are rancid!

The ones before them where a lot better!

Trusty · 8 Jan 2011 at 03:11

Ace Modder said:
It's the gti edition.

Gti? That for real? What's the world come to eh!

GothicCorpse · 8 Jan 2011 at 04:45

It's a chav pot noodle basically

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NVid'did'it · 8 Jan 2011 at 04:51

Appareny worse. Factory got shut down due to rat infestation.

Aleksandrs · 8 Jan 2011 at 05:24

Found one in the cupboard that should have been eaten July 2009. I didn't eat it but my dad did. Apparently it tasted the same as one that was in date.

So basically, stock up on Pot Noodle in case of chemical warfare

setter · 8 Jan 2011 at 05:28

Worst thing about them now is that theyre low fat, no taste now. I even seen low fat rich tea biccys in the shop the other day, wtf, is nothing sacred now.