Peeometer test for men, are we fully hydrated?

Kamerad · 13 Jun 2006 at 18:21

MarcLister said:
Yorkshire Water company have decided to take attention away from droughts and rising profits

Yorkshire is not facing a drought :cool:

ballistic · 13 Jun 2006 at 18:22

do they also have a test for the colour of my crap?

MarcLister · 13 Jun 2006 at 18:22

Kamerad said:
Yorkshire is not facing a drought

I know, I meant on a generalised national basis.

Kol · 13 Jun 2006 at 18:22

Zip said:
Nope i dont think it was frothy
Just a cloudy mirky lemon yellow colour that i couldnt see on the chart

Drink more water, anything other than clear means you are dehydrated. Obviously, not dangerously

See if it's still cloudy. But we won't discuss this and if it continues urge you to see a GP

kaiowas · 13 Jun 2006 at 18:40

They've got these on the walls in the changing rooms at Norwich football club. Was a source of great amusement when we played a corporate day there.

decmatt · 13 Jun 2006 at 18:47

OCdt Stringy said:
Why does the pee-o-meter come with a ruler that measures in inches?

lol when I saw that I wondered the same thing

ElvisFan · 13 Jun 2006 at 18:52

Zip said:
I just peed a cloudy lemon yellow

Just some jism in the tubes, dude.

ballistic · 13 Jun 2006 at 18:53

Gilly · 13 Jun 2006 at 19:00

Scuzi said:
It only goes up to 5 and a half inches too, sounds about right for a Yorkshireman

Some shortarse is wanting a kicking

Chronos-X · 13 Jun 2006 at 19:04

Surely the first one of the day is pretty yellow, as its been stewing all night? :confused:

MNuTz · 13 Jun 2006 at 19:20

Chronos-X said:
Surely the first one of the day is pretty yellow, as its been stewing all night?

yes always, but by mid afternoon your pee should be nearly clear!

A5H · 13 Jun 2006 at 19:24

What the hell. Mine is never light. I need more water?!

VeNT · 13 Jun 2006 at 19:28

A5H said:
What the hell. Mine is never light. I need more water?!

sounds it!
more fluids = win most of the time

Chronos-X · 13 Jun 2006 at 19:28

In before the mustard

Gilly · 13 Jun 2006 at 19:36

A5H said:
What the hell. Mine is never light. I need more water?!

Yup. Or stop drinking rubbish like tea/coffee, etc.

VeNT · 13 Jun 2006 at 19:42

also if you've been sunbathing you're going to need to drink more water etc as your gonna sweat same goes for working out as well as SWIMMING, people tend to forget that even tho you are swimming in water you are still sweating and losing fluids.

j00ni · 13 Jun 2006 at 19:43

Gilly said:
Yup. Or stop drinking rubbish like tea/coffee, etc.

caffeine, being a diruetic would actually make the urine lighter whilst simultaneously dehydrating

VeNT · 13 Jun 2006 at 19:44

j00ni said:
caffeine, being a diruetic would actually make the urine lighter whilst simultaneously dehydrating

but the next urination would be darker

j00ni · 13 Jun 2006 at 19:45

VeNT said:
but the next urination would be darker

yeah, true, unless you drank more fluids

VeNT · 13 Jun 2006 at 19:48

j00ni said:
yeah, true, unless you drank more fluids

in wich case you'ed be hydrated