People keep asking me for free chairs!!!

Deleted member 77746 · 9 Jan 2020 at 13:54

Dis86 said:
He'll end up giving you one just to go away!

that's what the person is hoping for I think.

Brizzles · 9 Jan 2020 at 13:58

G-MAN2004 · 9 Jan 2020 at 14:01

Wow, you cheap guy. You should part with an item worth hundreds and give it to this random guy. He was robbed you know!

The begging mentality these days is pathetic. No one wants to put in the hard work for anything anymore.

dirtychinchilla · 9 Jan 2020 at 14:03

fiveub said:

Surely he deserves a chair after that? An incredible performance!

Delvis · 9 Jan 2020 at 14:04

Self advertising post is advertising.

This man is trained in magic and illusions, don't let him fool you!!!

Hades · 9 Jan 2020 at 14:06

Can I haz free chair plz?

Minusorange · 9 Jan 2020 at 14:27

Why don't you give him a chair in exchange for a song you can use for an advert for your chairs ?

Seems silly to let such talent go to waste because company is too tight and short sighted to see a marketing opportunity

Juicy Jama · 9 Jan 2020 at 14:28

I think we should get a OCUK investigation to figure out who this is. Similar to Netflix series ''Dont Fck with cats''

Hutchy · 9 Jan 2020 at 14:32

fiveub said:
I honestly have no clue who this is, it could be someone on this forum, someone I know in real life, or someone I don't even know?

Fake news!

WorTortle · 9 Jan 2020 at 14:36

Didn't the fruit ninja have to wind down his operation?

Just saying...

something daft already!! · 9 Jan 2020 at 14:37

Tell them to take a seat while they wait.

Deleted member 77746 · 9 Jan 2020 at 15:10

Plot twists, sub is @ChairPlz and this is an advertisement.

something daft already!! · 9 Jan 2020 at 15:11

mrbell1984 said:
Plot twists, sub is @ChairPlz and this is an advertisement.

No twist, that was pretty clear.

Gerard · 9 Jan 2020 at 15:21

If you do give him a chair you need to get one specially made with your face printed on the seat material. :eek:

TriedandTested · 9 Jan 2020 at 15:48

Give him a damn chair man!

His voice is excellent!

builder22 · 9 Jan 2020 at 16:25

Sounds like it’s been done in a studio!

dowie · 9 Jan 2020 at 16:30

If this is gen and not some stooge/marketing thing then that is hilarious

Also, give the man a chair! And perhaps make it conditional on him revealing himself in this thread.... as in telling us his user name, not like, revealing himself in a nsfw way...

KillBoY_UK · 9 Jan 2020 at 16:30

@fiveub I wanted a free chair until I took an arrow to the knee

Devrij · 9 Jan 2020 at 17:36

Yadda said:
That's a bit weird.

Who's that?

Theophany

FoxEye · 9 Jan 2020 at 17:38

Is begging for free stuff a thing? I mean it's never occurred to me to even try...