My girlfriend is always talking in her sleep, and luckily I'm usually awake after she falls sleep browsing the forums so I get to hear the gibberish she comes out with. For example, here's some of tonight's insane ramblings: "Haha I ate your last noodle!" "You're always putting your hand somewhere sticky." If I question her, 9 times out of 10 she will get angry and maybe even punch me without reason, but I find it all hilarious. Tell me about your partner/family/friends talking in their sleep, or any other strange stuff they do.