Petrol stationincident

Norbert666 · 6 May 2006 at 10:39

Just went to put some dielsel in my car at my local Sainsbury's (GSXRMoviestar will know the one).

The place full crammed with women.

So much so, that I ended up spilling about £5 worth of diesel on the forecourt and over my legs because I wasn't paying attention to what I was doing.

You gotta love summer

NB: I was only looking mind

agw_01 · 6 May 2006 at 10:43

Are you sure you put Diesel in, being so distracted and all?

Oracle · 6 May 2006 at 10:48

TTIUWP

JayMax · 6 May 2006 at 11:00

Are you sure it was diesel you spilt on your legs?

Norbert666 · 6 May 2006 at 11:04

Oracle said:
TTIUWP

Well one bird certainly didn't have real boobs. They defied gravity. Wonderful.

zain · 6 May 2006 at 11:58

Norbert666 said:
Well one bird certainly didn't have real boobs. They defied gravity. Wonderful.

Yes, good thread on motors as its something we can all learn from I spose

Fake mammoths are horrible, footballs even when they lie down theyre footballs *shivers*

Vanilla · 6 May 2006 at 12:51

This is fine Norbert as long as there are no text messages involved, ok.

Norbert666 · 6 May 2006 at 13:07

Vanilla said:
This is fine Norbert as long as there are no text messages involved, ok.

que?

The_Dark_Side · 6 May 2006 at 13:44

Norbert666 said:
So much so, that I ended up spilling about £5 worth of diesel on the forecourt and over my legs because I wasn't paying attention to what I was doing.

you spilled over a gallon?
christ what were you doing? playing lightsabres with the pump?

Vanilla · 6 May 2006 at 14:23

Norbert666 said:
que?

Wasn't it you who got a kicking from the missus over some text message about wanting to hump some random?

GSXRMovistar · 6 May 2006 at 15:29

Norbert666 said:
(GSXRMoviestar will know the one).

And now knows note to fill his bike up there, diesel and bike tires don't mix well.

Gaygle · 7 May 2006 at 11:45

The_Dark_Side said:
you spilled over a gallon?
christ what were you doing? playing lightsabres with the pump?

LOL