I know what you mean but unfortunately I can't do it in Paint.Good start Eames.
I feel there should be more lead, less dog though...
You may want to check up on Local Bye-Laws, if the area has any Keep Dogs on Leads signs up you may find your picture being used as proof against you for having a dog with no lead in a designated area.
can someone photoshop it so that the leads are spiralling in all directions from the dog, I believe this is more in line with olly's request.