Play footy with a girl? yes or not? Why?

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[edit]typo in title .. meant 'yes or no'. Me =retard[/edit]

I play football, friendly game, with a load of lads each Sunday. It's quite a rough and tumble 'take the edge off the week' game ..

The other day one of the lads girlfriends asked if she could play, and we had a bit of a vote with reasoning.

It was a close thing and we had a bit of a discussion.. out of interest, which would you vote for out of all the reasons my mates gave for their answer ..?

1) Yup. But expect the full brunt of the tackling. your choice ..
2) Yup. We won't actually tackle you hard or anything because you're a girl.
3) No, because you may be better than some of us and that is embarrassing
4) No, because I'm worried you will get hurt by me during a tackle and then I'll feel bad and you'll be hurt, so I can't play my normal game the whole of the time you are on the pitch...
5) Nope because its a physical game and if I press against you to mark you (as in stop you moving where you want to, footy players would understand), I risk being unfairly labelled as some kind of perv.
6) Nope, I'm not sure why, it's just not the 'done' thing.
7) Some other reason, I'll state below (undoubtably involving you sh**ging her in the showers afterwards or something :rolleyes: )
8) The rather lame answer, pancake.

??

Which would you vote for with reasoning?
 
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If she plays she has to accept she will be tackled. Anything less than a committed game of football is boring.
 
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