Play footy with a girl? yes or not? Why?

[JBuk]

7: because she won't be able to stop herself from blabbing all the lads banter to her friends/their girlfriends

 

[EdGey]

Yes. Think of all the things you could accidentally grab when tackling.

 

[Cosimo]

Yes. Think of all the things you could accidentally grab when tackling.

Balls.

 

[Tefal]

I think a few of you missed the "Friend's girlfriend" part...

 

[Jambo]

4 unless she is actually a football player and can handle it.

 

[bledd]

9) Pancake + girls can't throw or kick

 

[Metatron]

No, because I don't play football.

 

[No1newts]

4 for me.

Played footie at uni with the lads and a lass we knew joined in, within 5mins I broke her wrist with a shot as she was playing in goal. Cue ambulance, hospital, drama and much guilt

 

[Tefal]

within 5mins I broke her wrist

Damn I read that as you broke her waist, and thought you must have performed the greatest falcon punch in history

 

[meghatronic]

We did, but we hated it. It was microcosm-macrocosm "equality". I.e., if we were a bit rough they'd scream murder, but if we treated them like glassware we got lip. Plus we were generally uncomfortable marking them, related to the previous.

 

[Dave M]

No, it's your game and she'll ruin it.

 

[Phil99]

We play a couple of times a week and sometimes a friend brings along one of his (female) friends. First time she turned up people had a bit of a moan and said they weren't going to go easy on her...only for one of them to be taken out by a perfectly timed slide tackle from her later in the game

So it's all good as long as they know what they're getting in to

 

[No1newts]

Damn I read that as you broke her waist, and thought you must have performed the greatest falcon punch in history

Either that or a gangbang in a public park that got out of hand

 

[yashiro]

No. Mainly answer 4.

And what Telescopi mentioned above.

 

[kylew]

1.

Anything else is just perpetuating the stupid "ooh, I'm a delicate lady" nonsense. Ever wondered why most women run like idiots with their arms at their side and hands out? Because they think "that's how women run". Or how women can't throw because they're made to think they can't.

Okay, I know I've made some sweeping generalisations, but it's mostly true for a large majority of women.

 

[[FnG]magnolia]

2 is what we used to do with the French hottie who played with us. Good times.

 

[Nexus18]

2. Because you want to have her in the shower afterwards.

But no, seriously, it would have to be number 2 (not for having her in the shower at the end of course )

 

[Van Hellseek]

Tell her to invite her mates, and then they can all play naked.


But serious answer : 8.

 

[Biohazard]

last girl i played football with shouldered me in the gob.

needless to say she got floored on the next available opportunity, all in good spirit of course