Play footy with a girl? yes or not? Why?

When dealing with women you have to fall back on the age old guide & single most important rule, How fit was/is she ?
Basically the fitter she is the more she can get away with including ruining a decent game of footy between mates.
Obviously we have to fall back on some secret rules like if she is Ruff then kick the crap out of her so she never plays again or if she is fit jump her any chance you get & grab anything that wiggles.

There are additional rules for the after game shower room scene but unfortunetly i am unable to post them here.
 
Why not just use the same rules you would if your mate had shown up and said 'There is a new guy in work who'd like to join our game' you must have some criteria for letting new people join in? I play woth a group of lads (and a lass or two) from work and we've never said no to anyone joining in, most people realise in the first week if it is for them based on skill levels, fitness etc. Some come back some don't, you said yourself it's only a friendly kick about with your mates and she is no more likely to pick up a serious injury than anyone else it's not like her bones are made of glass!
 
Theres a girl thats played with us a few times, shes actually pretty good, better then some of the guys.

Only problem I had was watching her legs instead of the ball, as she was pretty decent :eek:
 
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