Please sign a petition to make burning UK flags a crime.

Cleisthenes · 22 Nov 2017 at 11:10

Spunkey said:
How about we make it law to burn all the cheap tat that has the Union flag on it?

I would sign this.

eddiemcgarrigle · 22 Nov 2017 at 11:15

If that was a law, what would all those Unionists MSPs and MPs do for suits at the next Scottish Independence Referendum?

FortuitousFluke · 22 Nov 2017 at 11:22

MonkeyMan said:
Genius, why make laws when we can just make our flag indestructible!

It's the passive aggressive British way. You are well within your rights to burn the flag.....if you can.

gettothechopper · 22 Nov 2017 at 11:29

FortuitousFluke said:
It's the passive aggressive British way. You are well within your rights to burn the flag.....if you can.

brexit britain way is to self harm by banning fire

dirtychinchilla · 22 Nov 2017 at 11:38

Oh my god...

Genocide!!

Vote OP receives temp-ban for dropping and running.

Craterloads · 22 Nov 2017 at 11:39

MikeTheNative said:
The comments are brilliant on that petition, here are some of the best.

I'm not sure if some are trolls but I reckon at least some are genuine.

Too long has our nation harboured those that would do us ill. The time is nigh for us knights to take back what was once ours and cast light into the deepest of shadows. We shall not go quietly into the night as this is the land of the free and home of the brave. Ride brave ones, and cast those immigrants back into the sea whence they came.

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By J R R Trolkien i think its safe to say trolling

Diddums · 22 Nov 2017 at 11:40

dirtychinchilla said:
Oh my god...

Genocide!!

Vote OP receives temp-ban for dropping and running.

I'm David Knibbe :cool:

dirtychinchilla · 22 Nov 2017 at 11:42

Hah nice one! I have written a comment after it, but it's not up there for some reason.

Marky · 22 Nov 2017 at 12:04

No - I won't sign.

Avenged7Fold · 22 Nov 2017 at 12:09

Vote OP name change to 'Flag Burner' for this obvious post and run troll thread

FTM · 22 Nov 2017 at 12:13

a flag shop in the middle east must be a gold mine

you just stock the flags of the imperialist western dogs and people will queue up to buy them...they then burn them so need a new one for the next protest...kerching!!!

dcsarge · 22 Nov 2017 at 12:19

I vote no. BTW my flag shop is having a Black Friday fire sale.

Glaucus · 22 Nov 2017 at 14:27

MikeTheNative said:
The comments are brilliant on that petition, here are some of the best.

I'm not sure if some are trolls but I reckon at least some are genuine.

But which one is the op?

shadow_boxer · 22 Nov 2017 at 14:56

No thanks

Azza · 22 Nov 2017 at 14:59

Please don't sign it, I want to set up a flag making business.

100% flammable, worst quality, will go up in seconds - cheap price just £5.99

Or for those of you that like to watch the flags burn and wave them around just for you...

Super grade fire retardant flag, stays alight for 30+ minutes, provides fun for all the family - £14.99 or 2 for £25.

SexyGreyFox · 22 Nov 2017 at 23:33

My Grandad said he fought Hitler so people could have the right to burn flags if they so wished so no.

nitram100 · 23 Nov 2017 at 06:59

G-MAN2004 said:
I signed it simply because I know it'd make some idiots angry if such a law existed and that's good enough for me.

lol, convinced me to sign

Diddums · 23 Nov 2017 at 07:20

This morning's flag cooked my marshmallows which are now in my hot chocolate. They make great stoves these flags.