Police Arrest Phony Doctor Who Goes Door-to-Door Offering Free Breast Exams

SexyGreyFox · 22 Apr 2006 at 12:14

Broward County, Fl - Police have arrested Philip Winikoff, after two woman accused him potraying himself as a doctor and for sexual assault. According to police Winikoff arrived at an apartment complex carrying a black doctor's bag.

The first unidentified woman told police Winikoff stated he was a doctor in the neighborhood administering free breast exams. The woman agreed & let him into her apartment, where he began to examine her breast then fondled her genitals.

The woman contacted police. As they arrived, Winikoff had already left & found a new victim. She described a similar story to police. She as well allowed him into her apartment. Investigators believe other women have also been victimized by Winikoff.

http://www.miami.com/mld/miamiherald/news/local/states/florida/counties/broward_county/14380228.htm

Me -
Just how stupid can some people be?

wez130 · 22 Apr 2006 at 12:15

haha, only in america LOL

JohnnyG · 22 Apr 2006 at 12:16

dmpoole said:
Me -
Just how stupid can some people be?

Me -
I think it's genius

Yas786 · 22 Apr 2006 at 12:26

wez130 said:
haha, only in america LOL

Doesnt only happen in America, im sure this sort of thing has happened here before as well...

Aod · 22 Apr 2006 at 12:42

by force, i'm sure. but when the women fall for this guise and willingly let this stranger into their houses, and then play with their funbags?

Drake5 · 22 Apr 2006 at 13:14

wez130 said:
haha, only in america LOL

So true ^^

Al Vallario · 22 Apr 2006 at 13:15

Read the title as "Police Arrest Phony Doctor Who. Goes Door-to-Door Offering Free Breast Exams" and clicked thinking that sounded a bit strange...

fatiain · 22 Apr 2006 at 13:17

Knowing my luck, if I tried this, I'd end up knocking on doors in the retirement village

Sanzy · 22 Apr 2006 at 13:18

im going to give it ago

get to play with boobies

hehe

Greenlizard0 · 22 Apr 2006 at 14:06

fatiain said:
Knowing my luck, if I tried this, I'd end up knocking on doors in the retirement village

mmmm....like a stale chicken breast.

JonC · 22 Apr 2006 at 14:14

"Wallet inspector! Can you please have your wallets ready for inspection..."

jonc

Burnsy2023 · 22 Apr 2006 at 14:20

People are wondering why i'm laughing and not doing uni work...

That was really quite funny.

Burnsy

Edit: and I think it should be 'only in Ireland'

red11 · 22 Apr 2006 at 14:40

burnsy2023 said:
Edit: and I think it should be 'only in Ireland'

I'm confused, have I missed something? :confused:

Burnsy2023 · 22 Apr 2006 at 14:46

Tony Soprano said:
I'm confused, have I missed something?

Sorry, but I entered the thread thinking it was a changed version of a well known irish joke.

Yes you missed me not explaining myself...

Burnsy

cyKey · 22 Apr 2006 at 14:48

Al Vallario said:
Read the title as "Police Arrest Phony Doctor Who. Goes Door-to-Door Offering Free Breast Exams" and clicked thinking that sounded a bit strange...

I read it like that too.

Knock knock
Who's there?
Doctor
Doctor who?
Yes thats me. Now let me check your norks.

Burnsy2023 · 22 Apr 2006 at 14:52

cyKey said:
I read it like that too.

Knock knock
Who's there?
Doctor
Doctor who?
Yes thats me. Now let me check your norks.

Ok, I'm really laughing hard now...

Burnsy

goreblast · 22 Apr 2006 at 15:32

I thought it was something to do with Doctor Who as well :rolleyes:

RandomTom · 22 Apr 2006 at 15:35

Wow, great idea, that's much better than some of the scams going around, this one is worthwile!

fatiain · 22 Apr 2006 at 15:51

greenlizard0 said:
mmmm....like a stale chicken breast.

I feel sick now