Police station burgled

Morlan · 25 Apr 2006 at 16:36

Dumb thief or what? :rolleyes:

Man charged over Garda HQ raid attempt

A 32-year-old man has appeared at the Dublin District Court charged in connection with an attempted break-in at Garda Headquarters in Dublin.

Graham Byrne from Diggs St, Dublin 2, is charged with trespass with intent to commit burglary at garda offices at Harcourt Square last night at around 9:45pm.

He was remanded in custody with consent to bail to appear in the District Court again tomorrow morning.

http://www.rte.ie/news/2006/0425/dublin.html

Dumbass

InsomniaCalls · 25 Apr 2006 at 16:41

Perfect crime.
He tries to break in but finds it too difficult.
He gets himself caught and they walk him past all of the security!

Back o' the net!

Neoni · 25 Apr 2006 at 17:28

lol truely owned.

Werewolf · 25 Apr 2006 at 17:37

And in other news Police announced that during a recent refit of Scotland Yards aging plumbing a number of shipments from Armitage Shanks were stolen, reports say that they have nothing to go on.

And that's me out of here

Garp · 25 Apr 2006 at 17:43

Werewolf said:
And in other news Police announced that during a recent refit of Scotland Yards aging plumbing a number of shipments from Armitage Shanks were stolen, reports say that they have nothing to go on.

And in yet other news, our local matress factory was broken into only yesterday, and had various important components stolen. Police are springing into action.

Lee2k4 · 25 Apr 2006 at 17:45

At least they didnt have to take him very far when they nicked him

Cybermyk · 25 Apr 2006 at 17:47

Someone stole the dogs from our local police station. The police say they have plenty of leads.........but no dogs.

Nazbit · 25 Apr 2006 at 18:47

InsomniaCalls said:
He gets himself caught and they walk him past all of the security!
Back o' the net!

Perfect way in, why not just invite him eh

Cybermyk said:
Someone stole the dogs from our local police station. The police say they have plenty of leads.........but no dogs.

Get out

The_KiD · 25 Apr 2006 at 19:06

Andy Finally....A Nudist camp was broken into this evening and the burglars left a nasty hole in the fence, police say they are looking into it.

p.s. I can see this doing wonders for the irish stereotype.

Von Smallhausen · 25 Apr 2006 at 23:11

Werewolf said:
And in other news Police announced that during a recent refit of Scotland Yards aging plumbing a number of shipments from Armitage Shanks were stolen, reports say that they have nothing to go on.

And that's me out of here

Funny you should say that Werewolf ......

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