Poor Dannii got a perpl foot :(

[StriderX]

Why did they blur the obvious 19 on the window aswell...

 

[cheesyboy]

Why did they blur the obvious 19 on the window aswell...

Amazing , really. They give the road name in the article , so blurring the number would be sensible. They've just done the worst ever job of it

 

[Diddums]

And behind Keith. He did his best to hide it but alas the photographer was too crafty.

#jesuiskeith

 

[Malevolence]

I stepped on a sewing needle that someone had dropped on the carpet once. It stuck in the carpet with the point facing upwards. It went in the bottom of my heel, and I felt it hit the bone. That is how you feel sick from stepping on something, Danni from Hull.

I feel your pain, I once had a six inch nail go straight through my foot (by some weird twist of luck it missed everything important and left no permanent injury). Strange thing is it didn't hurt at first, it was only when I looked down and actually saw the point of the nail sticking out of the top of my show that the waves of pain started to hit. Didn't stop the guys I was with creasing up with laughter though as I had to stand there for ages and wait for the ambulance to arrive.

 

[Diddums]

I feel your pain, I once had a six inch nail go straight through my foot (by some weird twist of luck it missed everything important and left no permanent injury). Strange thing is it didn't hurt at first, it was only when I looked down and actually saw the point of the nail sticking out of the top of my show that the waves of pain started to hit. Didn't stop the guys I was with creasing up with laughter though as I had to stand there for ages and wait for the ambulance to arrive.

I once turned in to a claret fountain when I walked through a plant room where some sparkies had installed some trunking and left all the studding sticking out the bottom, burrs and all. Caught one with my head, split my dome halfway across the top. Didn't feel a thing, only clicked when I felt a bit sticky on top and saw the river of blood running down my shoulder. 13 stitches later I wanted to get back to work and my supervisor sent me home.

Here, have a photo:

Spoiler: ewwwwwwwww

 

[Thekwango]

i'm surprised she didn't just ******* pop when she stepped on it.

 

[glenimp617]

What was on the cocktail stick?

I'm going with a mini sausage

 

[robfosters]

What was on the cocktail stick?

I'm going with a mini sausage

Cheese and pickled onion

 

[Mason-]

This is news? Hull must be a very boring, dull place.

I think you’ll find it’s never dull in ‘ull

 

[LabR@t]

It's it funny because she is fat/poor/ugy/working class/white/female

Which?

Explain I don't get it?

 

[robfosters]

It's it funny because she is fat/poor/ugy/working class/white/female

Explain I don't get it?

Yep, all of those.

 

[Janesy B]

It's it funny because she is fat/poor/ugy/working class/white/female

Which?

Explain I don't get it?

All of those.

Couldn't even be bothered to get dressed for her big photo op in the papers. Proper biffa.

 

[Diddums]

It's it funny because she is fat/poor/ugy/working class/white/female

Yes.

 

[cheesyboy]

What kind of household has cocktail sticks littering the carpet?

Wonder if that's why the photo was taken outside

 

[Ayahuasca]

Whale, whale, whale what do we have here.

 

[Fubsy]

Respek wahmen guys. Cmon OcUK, we're better than this!

Tiny rofl was had

 

[Dis86]

What was on the cocktail stick

She was.

 

[danoliver1]

Compo claim followed by a bout of anxiety and depression?

 

[uncle_rufus]

Completely random thought but I doubt there will be another thread today where mentioning it would seem in-context...

I've been fortunate to never have impaled my foot on anything, and I'm not generally squeamish at all but that bit in Home Alone where Marv is walking up the basement stairs and the nail goes through his foot gets me everytime

 

[Screeeech]

Not really no. Just reading Danni from Hull was enough.

Rofl!