Post some funny Spam e-mails!

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Just checked my e-mail and got this one, first crap I've had in this inbox since being with my ISP, however since I've not had one in years I found this one quite funny, and the lengths some people are willing to go to! :O

Subject: You Are Investigated { Are You Dead or Alive }

Attention Sir/Madam,


I am Dr. Nuhu Ribadu Chairman From Economic and Financial Crime Commission (Efcc) Investigation Office of Nigeria, there is presently a counter claims on your funds by one MR.JOHN WHEELER, who is presently trying to make us believe that you are dead and even explained that you entered into an agreement with him, to help you in receiving your fund, So here comes the big question.



Did you sign any Deed of Assignment in favor of (JOHN WHEELER).thereby making him the current beneficiary with his following account details?



MR JOHN WHEELER
AC/NUMBER: **********.
ROUTING/*********,
BANK NAME: CITI BANK,
ADDRESS: NEW YORK, USA.



We shall proceed to issue all payments details to the said Mr. John Wheeler, if we do not hear from you within the next two working days.


However, you are advice to email us immediately and confirm to us also if MR JOHN WHEELER. Is from you or not.


Please note that you have less than 48hrs to get in contact with us before they proceed to issue all payments to the said MR. JOHN WHEELER.




Dr. Nuhu Ribadu
Chairman Efcc Investigation Office Nigeria
Email: fincrime@******.com
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XD
 
Great.. As if my mailbox isn't full of these already I tend to ignore..

Actually, shows how bored I am.. I'm posting in this thread. Why.??

Oh yeah - to add to the spam..!!:D
 
well where are the funnies?

Mine isn't that funny but just reminded me of some funny ones I've had.
 
How are you? I saw your profile and became interested in you. I am an honest,
caring loving woman who is looking for a special man to love and be my friend and maybe partner in life. My name is Irina and I am 27. I will also like to know you more, and if you can send an E-mail to my E-mail address: [email protected]. I will give you it is more my pictures.
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Attention Beneficiary,

This is to notify you that we have this month of November, 2009 authorized by
the World Bank, United Nation Organization, International Community Board, to
release all outstanding Inheritance/winning payment of 10 Million. The payment
will come to you either by special Cash Delivery to your doorstep or through
atm master card, therefore you are to re-confirm the following information
listed below to enable us arrange for your payment within 24hrs.

(1) Your full name
(2) Your home or office address
(3) Your age and marital status
(4) Your occupation
(5) your telephone/mobile and fax number
(6) Any Identification like Int'l Passport/Driver License.

Awaiting your immediate response urgently.

Regards,

Mr. James Patrick
 
LISTEN UP YOU PUNKS:

You know how much spam email I read on a daily basis? NONE, ZERO, ZILTCH, NADA, NIL etc..

You know how much I have to read when I come to the forums because:
1) People think it's funny.
2) People asking if it's a scam (/facepalm)

TOO ****ING MUCH!!

STOP IT!! STOP IT!! STOP IT!!
 
Skyfall said:
LISTEN UP YOU PUNKS:

You know how much spam email I read on a daily basis? NONE, ZERO, ZILTCH, NADA, NIL etc..

You know how much I have to read when I come to the forums because:
1) People think it's funny.
2) People asking if it's a scam (/facepalm)

TOO ****ING MUCH!!

STOP IT!! STOP IT!! STOP IT!!
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Spam...

BAN!
 
Hello Friend,

Am deeply sorry for the informal introduction but due to the urgent need of the
situation I sum up courage to contact you and seek your assistance.
My name is John Hilger, I am an American soldier, I am serving in the
Military with the 3rd Armored Division in Iraq, as you know we are being
attacked by insurgents everyday,we managed to move part of funds belonging to
Saddam Hussein's family in 2003.

The total amount is US$19Million dollars in cash, mostly 100 dollar bills,
this money has been kept somewhere outside Baghdad for sometime but with the
proposed withdrawal of troops by president Barrack Obama, to end the suicide bombing and make peace with Iraq militant and terrorist ,we are afraid that the money may be discovered hence we want to move this money to you for safekeeping pending the completion of our assignment here.

READ THIS WEBSITE VERY WELL AND GET BACK TO ME.......

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/2988455.stm

We are ready to compensate you with a good percentage of the funds, No strings
attached, Iraq is a war zone, we plan on using diplomatic means to ship the
money out as military cargo to your home, under diplomatic immunity cover.
I am contacting you in confidence, all arrangement for the successful delivery
has been put in place, all we need from you is to receive the cargo from the
diplomat, If you are interested I will send you the full details, my job is to
find a good partner that we can trust and that will assist us. Can I trust you?
When you receive this letter, kindly send me an e-mail signifying
your interest.

Regards ,
Sergeant John Hilger.
Third Infantry Division Unit(T.I.D.U),
Abul Uruj, Baghdad, Iraq
 
Skyfall said:
LISTEN UP YOU PUNKS:

You know how much spam email I read on a daily basis? NONE, ZERO, ZILTCH, NADA, NIL etc..

You know how much I have to read when I come to the forums because:
1) People think it's funny.
2) People asking if it's a scam (/facepalm)

TOO ****ING MUCH!!

STOP IT!! STOP IT!! STOP IT!!
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Read thread titles much?
 
WINNING NOTIFICATION

We are happy to announce to you the draw #(1132) of the UK NATIONAL LOTTERY, online Sweepstakes International program held on Saturday 28th October 2006. It is yet to be unclaimed and you are getting the FINAL NOTIFICATION as regards this. Your e-mail address attached to ticket number:66475600545 306 with Serial number 5377/06 drew the lucky numbers:
04 05 06 12 20 29
30 BONUSBALL
which subsequently won you the lottery in the 2nd category i.e match 6 plus bonus.You have therefore been approved to claim a total sum of 634,310 (six hundred and Thirty-four thousand Three hundred and Ten pounds sterling) in cash credited to file KTU/9023117310/06.

This is from a total cash prize of 4,44O,170GBP shared amongst the(7)lucky winners in this category i.e Match 6 plus bonus. All participants for the online version were selected randomly from World Wide Websites through computer draw system and extracted fromover 100,000 unions, associations, and corporate bodies that are listed online. This promotion takes place weekly.

Please note that your lucky winning number falls within our European booklet representative office in Europe as indicated in your play coupon. In view of this, your 634,310GPD (six hundred and Thirty-four thousand Three hundred and Ten pounds sterling) will be released to you by any of our payment offices in Europe.

Our European agent will immediately commence the process to facilitate the release of your funds as soon as you contact her.For security reasons, you are advised to keep your winning information confidential till your claim is processed and your money remitted to you i n whatever manner you deem fit to claim your prize.This is part of our precautionary measure to avoid double claiming and unwarranted abuse of this program. Please be warned.


To file for your claim,please contact our claims agent below.
**************************************************
 
Got this this morning:

Congratulations on posting a link to porn.
Heads jerked back in outrage; eyeballs rolled toward the ceiling. Bring him immediately to my apartment.
He slipped through the aperture, crouching uneasily. It was not a matter of anything being hopelessly bad.
He crept to the edge of the roof and peered across. Tatzel said scornfully: I will eat apricots and drink wine.


:confused:
 
I'm always tempted to reply to messages like this to see how far along the deal I can take it before they ask for my PIN code.
 
Alright mate, how was friday? What's going on with you and Grace?

My landlord chased me up on some late rent this month so I'm completely strapped, do you think you could shout me about 20 quid to get me through til payday?

Love ya bro, Chris
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