Homer: Lisa, you're a Buddhist, so you believe in reincarnation. Eventually, Snowball will be reborn as a higher lifeform... like a snowman.
Troy McClure: Don’t kid yourself, Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance, he’d eat you and everyone you care about!
Australian Man: You call that a knife...This...is a knife.
Bart: That's a spoon.
Australian Man: Oh, I see you've played knifey-spooney before...
Homer: So Mr Malloy, it appears that the cat burglar has been caught by the very person that was trying to catch him.
Skinner: How ironic.
Lisa: Well thats specious reasoning Dad, by that I might conclude that this Rock keeps away Tigers.
Homer: Really How so?
Lisa: Well I doesn't, It's just a stupid Rock, but I don't see any Tigers around here do you?
Homer: I see....Lisa, I wanna buy your Rock
Homer: Hmm. I wonder why he's so eager to go to the garage?
Moe: The "garage"? Hey fellas, the "garage"! Well, ooh la di da, Mr. French Man.
Homer: Well what do you call it?
Moe: A car hole!
Kent Brockman: One thing is for certain: there is no stopping them; the ants will soon be here. And I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords. I’d like to remind them that as a trusted TV personality, I can be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their underground sugar caves.