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Stan: Come on Towelie, you have to know the access code.
Towelie: HEY, IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME.
Eric Cartman: You just don't have no long term memory because you get high all the time.
Towelie: [look at each other angrily] Don't preach to me Fatso.
Eric Cartman: I can preach to you all I want because you're stupid.
Towelie: You're stupid.
Eric Cartman: Yeah, Well you're a towel.
Towelie: You're a towel.
Towelie: Just let me get high. I know I'll remember if I get high.
Stan: God damn it fine. Here it is.
Towelie: [Towelie smokes the pot]
[Towelie starts typing on the access code]
Towelie: Wait a minute!
[Towelie pretends to figure the access code, but is typing in the SoundBits of the song "Funkytown" on the keypad door]
Towelie: That's it.
Kyle: That's it.
Towelie: Yeah, that's the melody to "Funkytown".
Towelie: [types in the correct SoundBits of Funkytown on the keypad door and sings] "Won't you take me down to 'Funkytown'".
Stan: No Towelie. The access code.
Towelie: For what?
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Cartman
I would never let a woman kick my ass. If she tried something, I'd be like, HEY! You get your bitch ass back in the kitchen and make me some pie!
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Vote or die mutha*****, mutha***** vote or die
Rock the vote or else I'm gonna stick a knife through your eye
Democracy is founded on one simple rule
Get out there and vote or I will mutha*****’ kill you

Yeah

I like it when you vote *itch (*itch)
Shake them titties when you vote *itch (*itch)
I slam my jimmy through your mouth roof (mouth roof)
Now get yo’ big ass in the polling booth

I said vote, bitch, Or I *****’ kill you

Vote or die mutha*****, mutha***** vote or die
You can't run from my .38 go ahead and try
Let your opinion be heard, you gotta make a choice
’Cause after I slit your throat, you won't have a *****’ voice

Vote or die
VOTE OR DIE!ye
 
Chef:
"Suck on my chocolate salty balls,
stick 'em in your mouth and suck 'em
Suck on my chocolate salty balls,
they're packed full of vitamins and good for you,
So suck on my balls!!"

;)

Cartman: "RACCCEEEEEE WARRRRRRRRR"

followed by

Cartman: "Whites win!"
 
BUTTERS: So What are we doing?.
CARTMAN: Gentleman, we are going to start a christian rock band. Butters give me a beat. (Butters plays)
CARTMAN: Ok nice, very nice, ok... Token give me a smooth bass line.
TOKEN: I dont know how to play bass!
CARTMAN: Token, how many times do we have to go trough this, you are black, you can play bass.
TOKEN: Im getting sick or your stereotypes.
CARTMAN: Be as sick as you want, just give me a god damn bass line.
TOKEN: (pauses, then plays a funky bass line) GOD DAMN IT.
 
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