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CARTMAN : Okay, you guys, this joke has gone far enough! There were no aliens! They didn't give me an anal probe and they can't control my mind!

[suddenly an alien spaceship zaps him and he starts to sing]

CARTMAN : I love to singa / About the moon-a and the June-a and the spring-a / I love to singa / About a sky of blue-a or a tea for two-a / Anything with a swinga to an I love you-a / I love to, I love to sing.

:D
 
Sung by Cartman:

"Look at me, I'm back in time, in 1776.
With gaslight corners, cobblestone streets, and humble houses made of bricks.
What a special magic time, and it's all alive for me
I'm so glad Stan and Kyle aren't here. I hate those guys, seriously.
Seriuosly hate those guys. Hate Stan and Kyle."

Loved that episode (episode 701: I'm A Little Bit Country).
 
24 parody episode

Cartman: "If I wasn't being serious would I be talking like this?"
Barbrady: "Like what?"
Cartman: "Whispering, but whispering really loudly for dramatic effect"
 
The episode where Cartman takes gay photo's with Butters and he's explaining to the police about the missing picture, he says something like:

Det. Yates: Well how are we gonna find your picture unless we know what it is?
Cartman: All right. It's a picture ...of me.
Det. Yates: Yes?
Cartman: It's a picture ...of me. [long pause] And um... what appears to be... a penis... in my mouth.
Det. Yates: [long pause] You were sucking somebody's penis. [this grabs other officers' attention.]
Cartman: No, no I was not! I was asleep, and this person just... puts a penis in my mouth without me knowing! And and took the picture!
Det. Yates: ...I see.
Cartman: Yes. Now it may appear in the picture... that I'm actually looking a the camera lens and s-and smiling, with the penis in my mouth. And giving a thumbs up. But I assure you, I was fast asleep!
 
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