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Post your sweet life hacks here!

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by [FnG]magnolia, Nov 24, 2019.

  1. NVP

    Soldato

    Joined: Sep 6, 2007

    Posts: 6,739

    :D
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  2. Resident

    Wise Guy

    Joined: Mar 10, 2012

    Posts: 2,188

    So they've removed the caps they put on a few years ago?

    I left Three because of those caps, which at the time of their introduction was a measly 2gb.
     
  3. RandomMonkeH

    Associate

    Joined: Oct 18, 2019

    Posts: 96

    Location: U.K.

    Don't eat yellow snow.
     
  4. TrannyBill

    Associate

    Joined: Aug 31, 2017

    Posts: 62

    Never kiss on the lips.

    This disgusting act creates an uninterrupted tube from bum hole to bum hole.
     
  5. RxR

    Hitman

    Joined: Aug 16, 2019

    Posts: 756

    Control is external. Put it above, before, outside the main action.
     
    Last edited: Nov 25, 2019
  6. RxR

    Hitman

    Joined: Aug 16, 2019

    Posts: 756

    To kill a sitting fly, aim in the direction it's head is facing. They can't fly backwards.
     
  7. FoxEye

    Capodecina

    Joined: Feb 17, 2006

    Posts: 22,111

    Location: Cornwall

    I apply that mantra in literally everything I ever say (or post).

    Sometimes I wonder if I shouldn't take the time to understand the things I'm talking about. But then I watch Bojo and The Clowns on TV and realise it's not necessary, even to be the leader of this country. If it's good enough for him it's good enough for me ;)

    Meh, I should get a hobby. Spend far too much time on here talking crap :p
     
  8. viathinair

    Wise Guy

    Joined: Nov 28, 2009

    Posts: 2,314

    Location: Ex-Londoner in Dallas or OKC.

    Cheers :)

    Would you expand on that, please, in your proven way? I mean, do you have an example, story, tale, parable, allegory, axiom, riddle, paradox, tax return, etc. to enlighten us? :)
     
  9. RxR

    Hitman

    Joined: Aug 16, 2019

    Posts: 756

    Your above last two questions prove by example you grasp it well enough.

    e: if you doubt it, ask any of the programmers or analysts on this forum why IPO is in that order.
     
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  10. [FnG]magnolia

    Pancake

    Joined: Aug 29, 2007

    Posts: 26,247

    Location: Bees.

    This counts for little enough but RxR is my second favourite poster because he has a ton of words in his head which don't translate into an easily understandable conversation. For reference: everything he posts. (this a joke, RxR, simmer down).
     
  11. String

    Capodecina

    Joined: Jan 6, 2013

    Posts: 12,936

    Your first favourite poster....



























    .... It's you, isn't it. :p
     
  12. Maccy

    Commissario

    Joined: Nov 23, 2004

    Posts: 35,933

    Location: Back in Blighty

    If it's not me then he's banned.
     
  13. [FnG]magnolia

    Pancake

    Joined: Aug 29, 2007

    Posts: 26,247

    Location: Bees.

    Always you babes, catch me outside.

    Thanks for deleting that other thing :bro pump:
     
  14. moon man

    Mobster

    Joined: Nov 17, 2003

    Posts: 2,635

    Location: St Breward Cornwall

    buy your own house ,but one with potential to at least double in price ,ie scruffy with land

    instead of buying stuff you dont need ,massively overpay mortgage

    try and get a detached

    plan to retire at 50 (i failed)

    dont shop when your hungry

    dont take your partner for granted ( i failed)

    white vinegar is good for tough collar stains

    dont grow up and die in the same area just because your scared to change things ,in the vastness of time and space its not a big deal to move where your happiest is it
     
  15. xriccix

    Gangster

    Joined: Feb 26, 2014

    Posts: 136

    Location: Brighton

    Amazing life hack for always having money and retiring at 50.

    Don't have kids :)
     
  16. Amnesia

    Sgarrista

    Joined: Jun 22, 2007

    Posts: 8,553

    Location: Buckingham Palace

    Dont splat flies on your wall it leaves a stain.

    If the fly is sat on a nice flat wall then rest your hand against the wall and swipe at the fly keeping your hand against the wall.
    They arent that hard to catch and you can just release it out the window.

    Dont forget to wash your hands after.
     
  17. FoxEye

    Capodecina

    Joined: Feb 17, 2006

    Posts: 22,111

    Location: Cornwall

    I'm trying to visualise this and failing. Can you draw a diagram?
     
  18. dowie

    Caporegime

    Joined: Jan 29, 2008

    Posts: 44,935

    I'd rather kill them tbh...

    Easy way is to get the vacuum cleaner out - if an upright or old fashioned style one then just use the extension tube, hold in within a couple of inches of the fly and switch it on full blast... bye bye fly.
     
  19. jakedude182

    Gangster

    Joined: Aug 16, 2008

    Posts: 275

    Location: uk

    Just killed a fly using this method. Sound advice.

    Also if you ever get one of these sticky fly killer strips, then spend time, whatever time it takes to find some old throwaway gloves (assuming you have some) first as takes ages to wash off your hands.

    Oh and if you get a small thunderbug thing behind your computer display crawling around the screen, DO NOT squash it to prompt it to move away. Let it go, and let it be, it might move offscreen eventually in its own time.
     
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  20. RxR

    Hitman

    Joined: Aug 16, 2019

    Posts: 756

    I haven't seen flystrips in the shops in Australia.