Punctuation is powerful

[nuttyprot]

An English professor wrote the words:

"A woman without her man is nothing"

on the chalkboard and asked his students to punctuate it correctly.

All the males in the class wrote:

"A woman, without her man, is nothing."

All the females in the class wrote:

"A woman: without her, man is nothing."

Punctuation is powerful

Made me smile when my wife sent me it

 

[tibbsey]

Chalkboard?

How old is this joke?!

 

[[FnG]magnolia]

<insert horse joke based upon punctuation which I can't remember>

 

[bhavv]

cananyonepleasedescribetomewhatpunctuationisandwhatdoesitmeanandwhyisitsopowerfulorimportant

 

[Bennie-Mac]

<insert horse joke based upon punctuation which I can't remember>

Helping your Uncle Jack off a horse?

 

[Judgeneo]

Chalkboards are cool, especially greenglasses. I want one.

 

[Sonea Fifer]

cananyonepleasedescribetomewhatpunctuationisandwhatdoesitmeanandwhyisitsopowerfulorimportant

whatsthislongkeyatthebottomofmykeyboarddo?

 

[mrk]

Try telling that one with an abacus!

 

[Vonhelmet]

I'm puzzled as to why the women want all of the men to share one woman.

 

[Judgeneo]

I'm puzzled as to why the women want all of the men to share one woman.

 

[bhavv]

whatsthislongkeyatthebottomofmykeyboarddo?

o h c o o l i j u s t l e a r n e d w h a t t h i s l o n g k e y a t t h e b o t t o m o f m y k e y b o a r d d o e s

 

[Killerkebab]

I'm puzzled as to why the women want all of the men to share one woman.

I want to know who this woman we're supposed to share is! She can't possibly be worth it!

 

[[FnG]magnolia]

Helping your Uncle Jack off a horse?

Thank you sir.

 

[DefiantAsh]

Thank you sir.

How does it make you feel, being a sanctimonius halfwit?

 

[Béarla Tae]

Lol I had to read it a couple of times,but I got there!

 

[p4radox]

Why did the men add superfluous commas? Idiots.

 

[4MIT]

Lets go eat out Grandma.

Lets go eat out, Grandma.

 

[FoxEye]

Lets go eat out Grandma.

Lets go eat out, Grandma.

I'm going to have nightmares now...

 

[bhavv]

I'm going to have nightmares now...

You mean wet dreams really, dont you?

 

[DefiantAsh]

You mean wet dreams really, dont you?

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