Quintessential ocuk'isms

[Tunney]

I haven't heard anyone calling Amazon the rainforest shop lately.

 

[MookJong]

There are so many things I had totally forgotten about!!!

The thread where someone was trying to increase the growth of their facial hair and a few of us including me had this poor lad totally convinced a mustard treatment was the answer.

Also the threads about Purple Aki or whatever his name was...

 

[Theophany]

Who are you letting poke your tonsils that keeps unbanning you?

What can I say? I'm just a swell guy.

 

[Akagi]

There are so many things I had totally forgotten about!!!

The thread where someone was trying to increase the growth of their facial hair and a few of us including me had this poor lad totally convinced a mustard treatment was the answer.

Also the threads about Purple Aki or whatever his name was...

Links are required to some of these threads. The search function is hopeless when the details are so vague.

 

[neil_g]

oh and... when the postman delivery the letter post.

best thread ever.

 

[Deleted member 651465]

Avec dino

 

[teaboy5]

Members market

I have x for sale at £60.

Will you take £59?

Even better are the ones priced at £2 and a buyer asking if they could do 1.75

 

[Akagi]

Even better are the ones priced at £2 and a buyer asking if they could do 1.75

The sellers do it too sometimes, there was a keyboard up for £70, I offered £60, he then said no, so I said £65, and he said "I'll go to £69"

So I bought a keyboard for £69.

 

[Squark]

Avec dino

Avec dino was great

 

[burns]

RIP Penski

n*

Seriously RIP? I noticed he'd disappeared from the internet a while ago but that would be pretty tragic. Used chat with him on MSN yeeears ago.

 

[Will Gill]

Crikey, worryingly I remember about 90+% of all these, I need to get a life....

 

[Gaijin]

Another motors one - might not be limited to ocuk though?:

Met you in real life? MUST USE YOUR REAL NAME IN POSTS

 

[Narj]

So I fancy this girl that works in ASDA....

[ladies only] am I attractive?

 

[zuludawn]

This.

 

[[FnG]magnolia]

Britboy's final post was magical and even though he was an utter idiot of gigantic proportions, he did show some balls to leave it up to us clowns to decide if he should remain or not.

A brain-broken man-mental but occasionally entertaining, sometimes intentionally. Good night sweet idiot

 

[robgmun]

2 nutters down, 2 to go!

 

[Strife212]

This.

Is that actually the original? I don't even remember anymore. He even looks shopped in there

 

[Craig321]

What do you regular see on this forum/get amused by?

Regularly on members market you'll see an item for 100quid or so and then first poster will go "I'll take it for 50quid.. But I'm not bothered"

Which always cracks me up

Pun threads are always genius

 

[bainbridge]

CPUs for sale in mm along with high end cooling but they've never been overclocked and just run at stock. Yeah right

 

[[FnG]magnolia]

2 nutters down, 2 to go!

Your rant about Thai woman being awful people, not like the much better Japanese or Chinese woman who know their place would put you as one of the remaining two, yes?