Caporegime
Should have known I'd get no sensible answers! Tried ringing French Connection but after getting passed around 6 different people i got dumped into an anonymous voicemail box. Will try emailing i guess.
Take it to a professional tailors and ask for a repairs?
You can watch them try to stifle their laughter and then you can try to contain your own at the quote they give you.
"You doity rat!"