I fully knew that I'd be adding to a local statistic Ubersonic, but considering we've reported some other antisocial behaviour over previous years and none of them appear on the map, it didn't phase me.
Police rang back this morning saying they won't do anything due to lack of evidence (predictably) so there you go. I'm not going to retaliate as it will only fuel things. At the end of the day it's only a car, even though it's my pride and joy.
My anger's subsided now. Gonna spend the morning cleaning the car and see if how obvious it is then. I have ScratchX but I doubt it'll be of any use. I've always wanted to have the car detailed so maybe I'll see if I can pay extra to have some corrective work done.