Red Light district lighting

Lysander said:
OP, if you like that kind of thing I'd recommend the book "Sex in Asia" by Reagan Louie. One of the finest photography books I've seen.



Electrical shops. Or B&Q/Homebase.
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Thanks, I'll have a look. Not sure I would want it 24/7 red so I would purchase a lamp or something and turn my main light off and turn the lamp on.

I think I will also get these

http://www.ikea.com/gb/en/catalog/products/30119408

to go under the bed and other assorted furniture to highlight the wooden floor, just so no one falls over anything.

Thanks for the book recommendation but I have always found with the majority of female prostitution to be a bit depressing if you look into it with any detail. Beautiful and sexually empowering from far away, but up close with all the details and real life thrown in, it can be very sad and ugly.
 
hurfdurf said:
Thanks for the book recommendation but I have always found with the majority of female prostitution to be a bit depressing if you look into it with any detail. Beautiful and sexually empowering from far away, but up close with all the details and real life thrown in, it can be very sad and ugly.
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You take it as it is. Anything involving prostitution can be sad and ugly in certain parts of the world. But I also find that alluring. Sex can be beautiful, boring, erotic, tacky or horrific. It's a wonderfully varied thing - and it's all about perspective.
 
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You think something like this would do?
 
red light bulbs will do it. id post pics to prove it but i really cant be bothered finding the pics , we did it at a party when whilst buying booze we spotted red light bulbs on the clearance section of a supermarket

makes your eyesight go a bit strange and looks worrying from outside
 
It's very simple hurf durf.

Paint all lightbulbs in the house red or go the full whack and buy red bulbs.

For a full ho house effect, spray the gaff with cheap perfume and scatter discarded Alan Whickers about or get your gf to watch the TV and yawn when engaging in hanky panky.
 
I already spray Chanel's Allure Eau de Parfum around the room in preparation for a guest, I just thought I would add to the whole sordid encounter by upping the visuals a bit.

How does one get the white clothes to look all neon like that?
 
Ah, there is a knack to that.

Dip your underwear in UV dye and have a UV light in the room. The combination of the red light and neon kex is like a g&t on a high rise balcony in Manhatten

One is captivated by its majesty.
 
hurfdurf said:
Thank you, after looking at the videos on youtube I'm not sure they will be powerful enough to give that proper red chic glow at night but they are the closest thing I have seen to the desired effect.
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Well they will turn my entire room red if I want it too.

Only issue is you really need a white room and you also need more than one and they are quite pricey.

I think what you sound like you want is a red neon light which gives off more of that neon glow. I'm sure there are places that sell custom ones, otherwise you would have to hunt for an existing one or try eBay... but then it might just say 'Kebabs' which means everybody will think you are Turkish, rather than a sex shop.
 
doofer said:
Man Juice glows under UV Light.
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That's fine I have four sets white sheets that are constantly under cycle throughout the week.

Monkey Puzzle said:
OP, going by your sig and the red light district idea - are you hoping for a bit of ground and pound action? :p
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I give the ground and pound, I just want to set the room up to make it more official and professional looking.
 
What would be really amazing is I have someone coming round and its all red and neon and what not, and I'm there stood in the massive window at the front in my white shorts, topless, tanned, looking shredded, nice. They have to walk past the window and with the glowing of the red and the bright white UV illuminated shorts they are not not going to notice me. Sweet.

Then, if they still decide to come in, with the underbed neons and white sheets, hard wood floor, its all sensual if a bit sleazy, but then, thats what she's paying for, its all part of the scenario and the rush. Hot.

So we get down to it, the red lights and all, the blackout blind is still up and she can see the moon in the sky, perfect, starting out slow.

Then when it heats up when the moments right and if I have timed it right, which I always do, its why I come so highly recommended, and the ground and pound is unleashed, at the push of a button the black out blinds come down, the red light goes off, and a strobe light starts along with Public Domain's "Operation Blade" blasting out of my hifi.

I guess I would have to make sure they were not Epileptic or something first but this sounds like an awesome set up.
 
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