I thought I should update you guys with the latest - I know most of you dislike the car but there have been some avid followers of my progress.
It got pretty badly bashed up in the accident I had, to the point where I was thinking this is a total loss. However after a cup of strong coffee and a scout around under the bonnet, it was all cosmetic. Thank God they hit a strong part.
Damaged parts:
- Bonnet. Hammered roughly back to shape, and then my mate sat on the afflicted area to restore it. His backside should work in bodyshop repair, it worked quite well.
- Bumper. I had a spare in my shed from when I managed to do a bit of damage involving a sand dune and over-estimated driving ability (....

) but never got around to fitting it. Thanks for spurring me on, Corsa.
- Crash bar. These are a plastic/fibreglass combination, and of course this was destroyed and served it's purpose. I managed to find one on eBay for £20 in brand new condition.
- Passenger headlight. I thought this was damaged, however it was merely plastered in lovely Corsa silver paint. A good cleaning / polishing session fixed this.
I absolutely detest bodywork, so I managed to coax a friend into helping.
Old vs new:
Bumper off, no damage! Score.
I also have neglected to replace the turbo on the car, which has been issuing a lovely plume of blue smoke off-boost for a while now - classic sign of leaky seals.
Upon inspection, you could move the turbine within the turbocharger about 2mm side to side and up/down - not normal at all. With ease you could actually make the blades of the compressor contact the inner wall of the housing...
I got a replacement from eBay, which was taken from a Rover 25 covering just 65,000 miles. I then called my bank manager, as I knew this was going to be horrifically expensive - £40...
They're a bit of a sod to change, as they're mounted direct to the exhaust manifold with no gasket or paste. Even a slight bit of rust / dirt will stop it sealing, and the car will sound like a strimmer.
Nice and clean:
Also, I'm one of a rare few that sees the benefit of keeping the stock EGR system even when running higher power. They are known to clog the inlet manifold with all manner of gunk, however it is water cooled. This means on those cold mornings, hot exhaust gasses pass through an assembly akin to a fire-tube boiler, albeit on a much smaller scale. Tiny tubes run from the inlet to exhaust of the EGR, which are surrounded by a water jacket.
Based on this premise, I decided not to remove the EGR at this point, but to accept I would have to clean the inlet manifold out (messy) every 50k or so to keep maximum airflow.
I cleaned all of the gunk out of the manifold, and then cleaned the mating surfaces:
I also noted the air conditioning system was not working at all, which it hasn't done since I got the vehicle. A quick inspection found there were infact 2 holes in the condenser unit, where the plastic supporting brackets had rubbed through the thin aluminium body of the condenser.
I ordered a new, non-OEM unit from eBay for the princely sum of £56, delivered to my door. I replaced all O rings, then had the system regassed. Now working perfectly, very useful for de-misting on these rainy evenings on the journey from work.
Running beautifully, all back together now. I've also seen a boost in economy now the turbocharger isn't constantly fluctuating boost as it used to - now sat at a solid 19psi.
Thanks for reading
