http://www.salisburyjournal.co.uk/news/9339999.Woman_injured_in_cream_pie_attack/?ref=mr
Someone obviously has withdrawal symptoms from a lack of TISWAS.....
A WOMAN was assaulted with a cream pie in Salisbury on Monday.
The woman was walking towards Castle Street Roundabout under the bridge by Nelson Road at about 6.40pm when she was grabbed from behind by a man who pushed the pie into her face, causing minor injuries.
He then swore at her before running off up Hamilton Road.
PC Beck Lennane of Salisbury Police said: “This behaviour is completely unacceptable and was obviously very upsetting for the victim.
“To be grabbed and assaulted in such a manner must have been frightening for her and I am appealing for anyone who was in Castle Street at that time to contact me in order to help identify the man responsible.”
The man was wearing a red hoody, with the hood up and was at least 6ft tall, of slim build and had a local accent.
