Roses are red, I like milk from goats: Morrisons packaged my container lid, now I SPILT MY OATS!

CaptainComedy · 20 Mar 2018 at 13:59

2 things.... first - WTF Morrisons!

second: I am so confused by this - what reason could there possibly be to package a lid, then put the lid closed on the container?! is the container packaged, or is the package sealed???!

YOU SPILT MY OATS!

Dis86 · 20 Mar 2018 at 14:02

What?

Glaucus · 20 Mar 2018 at 14:03

Dis86 said:
What?

who knows, he thinks he's funny.

Aedus · 20 Mar 2018 at 14:06

Ironic username

CaptainComedy · 20 Mar 2018 at 14:09

Dis86 said:
What?

tldr - morrisons did a silly

Glaucus said:
who knows, he thinks he's funny.

Not trying to be funny - genuinely perplexed as to what they were trying to achieve.

kinobestew123 · 20 Mar 2018 at 14:22

Was that lid on top of the oats in that packaging? How did it click on?

When you bought the product, you must have been able to see the strange packaging arrangement?

So you should have been more careful when opening to prevent #oatgate.

Maccy · 20 Mar 2018 at 14:24

So, votes for name change please?

FortuitousFluke · 20 Mar 2018 at 14:25

oatsosimple?

Ayahuasca · 20 Mar 2018 at 14:25

Maccy said:
So, votes for name change please?

PorridgeNotes

Glaucus · 20 Mar 2018 at 14:27

Maccy said:
So, votes for name change please?

OatSoFunny

Armageus · 20 Mar 2018 at 14:27

oatsosimple

Edit;
Beaten

oatception?

JoeF1 · 20 Mar 2018 at 14:35

FortuitousFluke said:
oatsosimple?

+1, lol'd

CaptainComedy · 20 Mar 2018 at 14:36

kinobestew123 said:
Was that lid on top of the oats in that packaging? How did it click on?

When you bought the product, you must have been able to see the strange packaging arrangement?

So you should have been more careful when opening to prevent #oatgate.

It was on and "sealed", however the extra girth added made it harder to open and the open "pop" is was much more sudden than I was expecting. They do taste wonderful though.

peterwalkley · 20 Mar 2018 at 14:38

13 posts and no Oaty McOatface suggestion ?

CaptainComedy · 20 Mar 2018 at 14:39

How about name change to CaptainComedy so we can get back to what really matters.

Brizzles · 20 Mar 2018 at 14:41

Did the cross section of Monkey brain in a cup come with it ?

kinobestew123 · 20 Mar 2018 at 14:47

CaptainComedy said:
It was on and "sealed", however the extra girth added made it harder to open and the open "pop" is was much more sudden than I was expecting. They do taste wonderful though.

I see.

I think you're supposed to open the lid's packing, put it back on the oats and chug the whole lot through a straw like a KFC Krushem whilst colleagues chant "chug it, chug it, chug it" and film it for youtube.

FortuitousFluke · 20 Mar 2018 at 14:52

kinobestew123 said:
I see.

I think you're supposed to open the lid's packing, put it back on the oats and chug the whole lot through a straw like a KFC Krushem whilst colleagues chant "chug it, chug it, chug it" and film it for youtube.

Friday nights in Wigan sound awesome.

CaptainComedy · 20 Mar 2018 at 14:54

Brizzles said:
Did the cross section of Monkey brain in a cup come with it ?

That's strawberry compote.... It's the best bit... I am wondering if they used the bag to try and cover that so air doesn't get at the fruit.... Bad that's just as bad an idea as sealing the lid sealer

kinobestew123 said:
I think you're supposed to open the lid's packing, put it back on the oats and chug the whole lot through a straw like a KFC Krushem whilst colleagues chant "chug it, chug it, chug it" and film it for youtube.

That must be a sin surely.

kinobestew123 · 20 Mar 2018 at 14:55

FortuitousFluke said:
Friday nights in Wigan sound awesome.

People do far more disgusting things in Wigan on a Friday night.