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Ruin a first date in four words...

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Le Clandestin Brun, 10 Apr 2020.

  1. Le Clandestin Brun

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  2. Le Clandestin Brun

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    "Firstly, my pronouns are..."
     
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  12. Stumble Bum

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  14. Mr.Cookie

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