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Ruin a first date in four words...

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Le Clandestin Brun, 10 Apr 2020.

  1. Zatoichi.uK

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    I like turtles....



























    Vagina.
     
  2. Danthus

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    Shame, your mum did.
     
  3. RxR

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    Chingwop welp foo boda
     
  4. =XDC=FluphyBunny

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    I don’t do math.
     
  5. Uncle Petey

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    I'm Rick James, bitch!
     
  6. wordy

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    I murdered your puppy.
     
  7. craptakular

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    That thread was so funny, didnt the guy just shove a HDD in an envelope and put it in the mail?

    How many years ago was it?
     
  8. Destination

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    I'll quote the John Lesley....

    'face or t*** love?'
     
  9. Le Clandestin Brun

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    Now where's that pussy?
     
  10. datalol-jack

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    Bloody liver for two
     
  11. Acme

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    A friend once said this to a Jamaican colleague, and then got a talking to from HR. :D
     
  12. FoxEye

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    "I forgot my wallet."
     
  13. HangTime

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    Run out of makeup?
    What's your name again?
    Am I boring you?
     
  14. LeMson

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    I'd do your mum
     
  15. Sankari

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  16. Django x2

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    I work in IT
     
  17. Tek81

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    "Noooo, not the bees!!!"
     
  18. BowdonUK

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    "Meet my pet tarantula"
     
  19. RxR

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    8 years to live
     
  20. Basher

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    Flu is more deadly