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Ruin a first date in four words...

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Le Clandestin Brun, 10 Apr 2020.

  1. bluesouljah

    Hitman

    Joined: 2 Dec 2004

    Posts: 716

    Location: Essex

    Chatted up another girl
     
  2. bluesouljah

    Hitman

    Joined: 2 Dec 2004

    Posts: 716

    Location: Essex

    Accidentally, I might add
     
  3. bluesouljah

    Hitman

    Joined: 2 Dec 2004

    Posts: 716

    Location: Essex

    She was loads younger
     
  4. bluesouljah

    Hitman

    Joined: 2 Dec 2004

    Posts: 716

    Location: Essex

    The date never forgot.
     
  5. RxR

    Mobster

    Joined: 16 Aug 2019

    Posts: 2,754

    "Are you a gossip?"
     
  6. Hades

    Caporegime

    Joined: 19 Oct 2002

    Posts: 26,472

    Location: Surrey

    No alcohol, on penicilin
     
  7. Yadda

    Mobster

    Joined: 19 Nov 2009

    Posts: 4,387

    Location: Baa

    It boosts over 1700.
     
  8. Angilion

    Man of Honour

    Joined: 5 Dec 2003

    Posts: 19,746

    Location: Just to the left of my PC

    I am your father.

    For bonus points, said in a Darth Vader voice.
     
  9. RxR

    Mobster

    Joined: 16 Aug 2019

    Posts: 2,754

    "What have you achieved?"

    "Your talents aren't showing ."

    Apart from your body...
    What can you contribute?
     
  10. Mrs Seabiscuit

    This cake is not a lie.

    Joined: 21 Sep 2008

    Posts: 4,287

    Location: somewhere out there!

    You`re veins look good!


    Nurse used to drawing blood samples :D :D :D
     
  11. montymint

    Don

    Joined: 29 Jul 2006

    Posts: 5,538

    Location: Newcastle, UK

    Nice legs, wanna ****?
     
  12. Angilion

    Man of Honour

    Joined: 5 Dec 2003

    Posts: 19,746

    Location: Just to the left of my PC

    Or a vampire :)

    Mine must be pretty good in that context because I've had no end of blood tests and they were always straightforward. Look at the inside of my elbow, pick a spot, straight in and off we go. There was a whole rainbow of tubes with different coloured stoppers for a while. Sample for this, sample for that, sample for something else.
     
  13. Le Clandestin Brun

    Sgarrista

    Joined: 6 Sep 2007

    Posts: 8,994

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    Are you sure no alcohol? :D
     
  14. the shadow

    Soldato

    Joined: 22 Dec 2006

    Posts: 6,249

    Location: Around Town

    Red pill or blue
     
  15. Hades

    Caporegime

    Joined: 19 Oct 2002

    Posts: 26,472

    Location: Surrey

    LOL I was actually drinking when I posted that :D
     
  16. McstylisT

    Perma Banned

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    Posts: 2,671

    Location: In Lockdown England

    Would you peg me ?
     
  17. RxR

    Mobster

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    Posts: 2,754

    "peg"? Wass ist dass?
     
  18. Le Clandestin Brun

    Sgarrista

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    Posts: 8,994

    [​IMG]
     
  19. LCG-xyz

    Gangster

    Joined: 5 Jul 2016

    Posts: 390

    It's not MY blood
     
  20. Tek81

    Mobster

    Joined: 1 Jul 2015

    Posts: 2,715

    Location: UK

    Smokem da peace pipe?