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Ruin a first date in four words...

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Le Clandestin Brun, 10 Apr 2020.

  1. bluesouljah

    Hitman

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    Chatted up another girl
     
  2. bluesouljah

    Hitman

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    Accidentally, I might add
     
  3. bluesouljah

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    Location: Essex

    She was loads younger
     
  4. bluesouljah

    Hitman

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    Location: Essex

    The date never forgot.
     
  5. RxR

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    "Are you a gossip?"
     
  6. Hades

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    No alcohol, on penicilin
     
  7. Yadda

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    It boosts over 1700.
     
  8. Angilion

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    I am your father.

    For bonus points, said in a Darth Vader voice.
     
  9. RxR

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    "What have you achieved?"

    "Your talents aren't showing ."

    Apart from your body...
    What can you contribute?
     
  10. Mrs Seabiscuit

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    You`re veins look good!


    Nurse used to drawing blood samples :D :D :D
     
  11. montymint

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    Nice legs, wanna ****?
     
  12. Angilion

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    Or a vampire :)

    Mine must be pretty good in that context because I've had no end of blood tests and they were always straightforward. Look at the inside of my elbow, pick a spot, straight in and off we go. There was a whole rainbow of tubes with different coloured stoppers for a while. Sample for this, sample for that, sample for something else.
     
  13. Le Clandestin Brun

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    Are you sure no alcohol? :D
     
  14. the shadow

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    Red pill or blue
     
  15. Hades

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    LOL I was actually drinking when I posted that :D
     
  16. McstylisT

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    Would you peg me ?
     
  17. RxR

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    "peg"? Wass ist dass?
     
  18. Le Clandestin Brun

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    [​IMG]
     
  19. LCG-xyz

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    It's not MY blood
     
  20. Tek81

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    Smokem da peace pipe?