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Ruin a first date in four words...

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by NVP, Apr 10, 2020.

  1. robfosters

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  4. NVP

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    Is it the 22B?
     
  5. Blackjack Davy

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  7. darkgen

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    We can abort later.
     
  8. nicktay2605

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    Someone's probably already said this: "I'm a serial killer"
     
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    Yes I'm Michael Gove... (works with pretty much any cabinet name tbh)
     
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  11. here2018

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    Your a Lib Dem!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  12. darkgen

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  13. AiiR

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  14. darkgen

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  15. RxR

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    Quel age a vous?
     
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    Hi, I'm Chris Hansen
     
  17. iamdjdz

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    Let's make sexy children.
     
  18. Mr Gimp

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  20. Jimmeh

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