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Ruin a first date in four words...

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Le Clandestin Brun, 10 Apr 2020.

  1. Hades

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  2. Freakbro

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    You're my second choice
     
  3. the shadow

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    China-na-na-na
     
  4. datalol-jack

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  5. the shadow

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    get down on Friday
     
  6. Dirk Diggler

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    Is it in yet?
     
  7. the shadow

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    Outside noisy, inside empty.
     
  8. Destination

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    Depends on the girl, might ruin nothing at all ;)
     
  9. {SAS}TB

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    Indeed


    Please, just the tip ?
     
  10. sideways14a

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    prob been done :-(
     
  11. {SAS}TB

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    What's your safe word?
     
  12. Destination

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    Most of these do not ruin a date, they just set the tone for what might be a wonderfully memorable night.


    'Mummy says I'm Handsome' on the other hand.
     
  13. Destination

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    'It rubs the lotion......'
     
  14. the shadow

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    cushion for pushin tho
     
  15. skaif

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    Party in my pants?
     
  16. {SAS}TB

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    Now that you're mine .....
     
  17. the shadow

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    Feelin On Yo Booty
     
  18. Nasher

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  19. the shadow

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    booty, yo boo-oo
     
  20. Dis86

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