Sales phone calls...

Kerplunk · 1 Apr 2009 at 15:19

Am I the only one who when a hot sounding girl rings me up, I will always gladly let her continue and even ask questions about whatever it is even though I dont actually care about the product, I just want to listen to her voice! And even imagine some visual affair going on, might even hit it off with a reply email to the call and some flirting ??

Am i weird?

Pestilence · 1 Apr 2009 at 15:21

Why not just cut through the bull**** and say "I'm not interested in the products, but you sound like one sexy mama"?

Raymond Lin · 1 Apr 2009 at 15:24

No, i am not that desperate

Though i did feel really guilty when i said no to those a really pretty girl asking for donations on the street, but then she was also a nun, so the chance of success is Nil for any man lol

Cosimo · 1 Apr 2009 at 15:26

Kerplunk said:
Am i weird?

I don’t fantasize about sales calls I never receive.

998cc · 1 Apr 2009 at 15:26

You sound incredibly desperate.

PiKe · 1 Apr 2009 at 15:29

Probably a munter though.

Kerplunk · 1 Apr 2009 at 15:30

C.P said:
You sound incredibly desperate.

I actually have a girlfriend! lol

Pestilence · 1 Apr 2009 at 15:32

Kerplunk said:
I actually have a girlfriend! lol

Are you.......unfulfilled?

AntiHeroUK · 1 Apr 2009 at 15:34

PiKe said:
Probably a munter though.

A big one.

osc89er · 1 Apr 2009 at 15:35

I once told a pair of girls that they'd be better off going to someone else's house and not mine as they'd be wasting their time here. They got offended, though I was trying to be honest not offensive when I said it.

Kerplunk · 1 Apr 2009 at 15:36

Pestilence said:
Are you.......unfulfilled?

Nope, i get good foreplay and sex

........If thats what you mean

Sankari · 1 Apr 2009 at 15:42

Kerplunk said:
Am I the only one who when a hot sounding girl rings me up, I will always gladly let her continue and even ask questions about whatever it is even though I dont actually care about the product, I just want to listen to her voice!

And even imagine some visual affair going on, might even hit it off with a reply email to the call and some flirting ??

Can't relate to this. :confused:

If someone phones me offering to sell me something I don't want, I tell them I don't want it and put the phone down. Job done.

Am i weird?

No, just desperate. Try getting some fresh air once in a while. You'll find it outside the house.

danielmp007 · 1 Apr 2009 at 15:43

Raymond Lin said:
No, i am not that desperate

Though i did feel really guilty when i said no to those a really pretty girl asking for donations on the street, but then she was also a nun, so the chance of success is Nil for any man lol

You obv never met a nun on the weekend then im guesing

Right derty betches.

JKz

dP

antijoke · 1 Apr 2009 at 15:43

Kerplunk said:
Nope, i get good foreplay and sex

........If thats what you mean

Ahhh but you don't get it, you give it.

Kerplunk · 1 Apr 2009 at 15:46

anticonscience said:
Ahhh but you don't get it, you give it.

I get it, as I said. And give it.

Le_Petit_Lapin · 1 Apr 2009 at 15:47

I've been single for a good while and even I'm not that desperate.

Raymond Lin · 1 Apr 2009 at 15:48

danielmp007 said:
You obv never met a nun on the weekend then im guesing

Right derty betches.

JKz

dP

No i never, at least not one that wasn't in a fancy dress.

Nick1881 · 1 Apr 2009 at 15:49

If I get double glazing or fascia sales calls I just tell them I rent, see how quick they say bye.

Solari · 1 Apr 2009 at 17:20

I've learned from experience that girls who sound really hot on the phone are usually munters

DominicStar · 1 Apr 2009 at 17:26

I usually just say that I'll go get Dominic and leave the phone on the side and see how long they wait for until they hang up.