Sending a friend a card in prison...

Stiffler05 · 17 Apr 2007 at 11:56

A mate of mine has recently gone down for a month very unexpectedly. I won't go into the details but it was pretty minor and was in self defence.

Anyway, has anyone got any bright ideas of things to put on a card. Jokes about not picking up the soap in the shower are a little too much in bad taste, but i did want to put something that might lift his spirits....

Any thoughts !?

Cupra · 17 Apr 2007 at 12:02

ohh well have fun out soon look out for bubba

Shifter_Hull · 17 Apr 2007 at 12:44

send him a picture of you and he gf kissing i sure that would cheer him up

state on the card no need to worries mate i giving her a good servicing

Chong Warrior · 17 Apr 2007 at 12:45

You could always write " Dear John.... " on the back of the envelope

Stiffler05 · 17 Apr 2007 at 12:49

haha... they're good. especially the last one!

Any other suggestions?

Mobius 1 · 17 Apr 2007 at 12:51

send him this one

_Jimlad_ · 17 Apr 2007 at 12:55

-Tauren- said:
send him this one

yeah classic!

come on what did he do:?

the-void · 17 Apr 2007 at 12:58

Send him some money off vouchers for KY Jelly.

fozzybear · 17 Apr 2007 at 12:59

Crazy Fool said:
come on what did he do:?

A mate of mine has recently gone down for a month. I won't go into the details but it was a pretty minor.

I'm drawing my own conclusions from that.

Shifter_Hull · 17 Apr 2007 at 13:05

the-void said:
Send him some money off vouchers for KY Jelly.

lol

Stiffler05 · 17 Apr 2007 at 14:14

haha... maybe i can find a get out of jail free card from an old set of monopoly... that would be a good one.. nice suggestion.

Business Man · 17 Apr 2007 at 14:19

Send him a cork and write butt plug on it

gjrc · 17 Apr 2007 at 14:20

lol fozzy

thats what i thought it said too!

basmic · 17 Apr 2007 at 14:26

the-void said:
Send him some money off vouchers for KY Jelly.

Give him a couple of hours, he won't need that - just a spit and go.

dustiestrat · 17 Apr 2007 at 14:46

some soap on a string.

tedaC · 17 Apr 2007 at 14:47

^^ ah the voice of experience - j/k mate ;0

Le_Petit_Lapin · 17 Apr 2007 at 14:53

Inflatable sheep.

do it. you know you want to.

Stiffler05 · 17 Apr 2007 at 14:59

Do you think an inflatable sheep will really help him settle in? haha... i'm guessing not...

Although, it is tempting...

Perhaps i should take him a poster of Rita Hayworth

SunaseIPs · 17 Apr 2007 at 15:02

Stiffler05 said:
Do you think an inflatable sheep will really help him settle in? haha... i'm guessing not...

Although, it is tempting...

Perhaps i should take him a poster of Rita Hayworth

Send him a photo from Abu Ghraib titled "Remember it could always be worse"

|Ric| · 17 Apr 2007 at 15:03

Stiffler05 said:
Do you think an inflatable sheep will really help him settle in? haha... i'm guessing not...

Although, it is tempting...

Perhaps i should take him a poster of Rita Hayworth

Is that a reference to shawshank? Haven't watched it in some time.