Sexy female sitting on my right in college library - what do I do?

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lean over and ask if she has ever had sex in a library while you have a great big grin on your face.
 
GRAB HER BOOBS!!! :cool:





This might not work but it will give us all a laugh when you come back to tell us she kicked you in the nads
 
sit oppoiste her, lift the table up with your knee so that some books slide towards her and when she looks up, apologise and say that the viagra is kicking in.
 
Come on man it's been 5 minutes and you haven't replied!

You made a spam thread, now spam in it.
 
Avoid eye contact, if she looks in your direction, burp in her face or nip her. Possibly even throw a book at her face. It's the schoolboy's way of letting someone know you like them. But for heavens sake do it quietly, you don't want to be thrown out!
 
Gah, gets some balls and talk to her. But since you're asking on the internet this might be hard for you :cool:
 
"Shark" her.
Start licking your own nipple.
Lick your PC monitor.
Ask her if she has seen your duck.
Jump out a window, with her purse.

I mean seriously. How many sensible options are there? Theres pretty much one, and that break the ice, and start a conversation. What are you after? do you want us to tell you exactly what words you should say?
 
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