Share your dating tips

Morgoth · 2 Sep 2012 at 00:45

1. Get a piece of fur and attach it to your genitals.
2. Approach a girl and ask if she enjoys cocktails.
3. ??????
4. Profit!

Castiel · 2 Sep 2012 at 00:45

[FnG]magnolia;22685079 said:
I'm quite attractive.

Woden · 2 Sep 2012 at 00:50

Castiel said:

6 Months after this picture was taken, Steven Wheel commited suicide, as he couldn't afford to pay the $1bn settlement owed to Apple.

foster grant · 2 Sep 2012 at 00:50

Or failing all that , you could just ask her...." haven't I seen you on OcUK ?

Twirlywoos · 2 Sep 2012 at 00:57

[FnG]magnolia;22684996 said:
You're a stud, a man, a virile and on-demand weapon waiting to be unleashed.

A lady appears before your man-sights.

What happens next?

I'd say have you heard about the free shipping incentive on overclockers

foster grant · 2 Sep 2012 at 01:00

majnu said:
I'd say have you heard about the free shipping incentive on overclockers

And dont forget to tell her about the free ...Haribo * said as she winks at you with her good eye!!

Infam0us · 2 Sep 2012 at 01:03

[FnG]magnolia · 2 Sep 2012 at 01:03

Woden said:
6 Months after this picture was taken, Steven Wheel commited suicide, as he couldn't afford to pay the $1bn settlement owed to Apple.

(this is amazing)

Castiel · 2 Sep 2012 at 01:07

Woden said:
6 Months after this picture was taken, Steven Wheel commited suicide, as he couldn't afford to pay the $1bn settlement owed to Apple.

Kamwah · 2 Sep 2012 at 01:09

I go up to her and ask "What's the proper reaction to Terran Mech as a Zerg?" if she can't answer then she's worthless!

foster grant · 2 Sep 2012 at 01:18

In that case it's probably down to the ole ...pink elephant trick

[FnG]magnolia · 2 Sep 2012 at 01:19

Morgoth said:
1. Get a piece of fur and attach it to your genitals.
2. Approach a girl and ask if she enjoys cocktails.
3. ??????
4. Profit!

Draw for us. Show us.

Mason- · 2 Sep 2012 at 01:46

[FnG]magnolia;22684996 said:
You're a stud, a man, a virile and on-demand weapon waiting to be unleashed.

A lady appears before your man-sights.

What happens next?

Into the **** bank. That is all.

Feef · 2 Sep 2012 at 03:09

I go up, spend the evening talking to her, and sometimes find out she likes me too.

Then I remember I don't want any relationships just now and try to find a way to keep her close, but not too close.

Then I give up, and retire, sobbing, in to my golden bedsheets.

(That last bit's semi true, I'm staying in a friend's flat right now, and I actually do have golden bedsheets, which he gave me. If nothing else, I don't know how I could possibly bring a girl back here and not have to justify them.)

Amnesia · 2 Sep 2012 at 04:02

Are you into rape ?

Spenty · 2 Sep 2012 at 04:04

My tips are get ripped as fuaaarrrkkkkk. Acquire aesthetics and dance moves. Watch them come flocking.

Pestilence · 2 Sep 2012 at 04:14

What happens next?

Well, I put on my robe and wizard hat...

[FnG]magnolia · 2 Sep 2012 at 04:56

When is the appropriate time in the first date to mention Justin? I mean, do we just get it out there, loud and proud? Or do we hide it and rub it out at night time when no one is looking?

Destination · 2 Sep 2012 at 07:03

get them drunk, then paw all over them.

Deadbeat · 2 Sep 2012 at 07:27

Kappa303 said:
A nice poem always goes down a treat.

Roses are red
Violets a blue
Take a wiff of this
Does this smell like chloroform to you?

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Get in the van
I've got a knife