Share your dating tips

1. Get a piece of fur and attach it to your genitals.
2. Approach a girl and ask if she enjoys cocktails.
3. ??????
4. Profit!
 
[FnG]magnolia;22685079 said:
I'm quite attractive.
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[FnG]magnolia;22684996 said:
You're a stud, a man, a virile and on-demand weapon waiting to be unleashed.

A lady appears before your man-sights.

What happens next?
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I'd say have you heard about the free shipping incentive on overclockers
 
I go up to her and ask "What's the proper reaction to Terran Mech as a Zerg?" if she can't answer then she's worthless!
 
[FnG]magnolia;22684996 said:
You're a stud, a man, a virile and on-demand weapon waiting to be unleashed.

A lady appears before your man-sights.

What happens next?
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Into the **** bank. That is all.
 
I go up, spend the evening talking to her, and sometimes find out she likes me too.

Then I remember I don't want any relationships just now and try to find a way to keep her close, but not too close.

Then I give up, and retire, sobbing, in to my golden bedsheets.

(That last bit's semi true, I'm staying in a friend's flat right now, and I actually do have golden bedsheets, which he gave me. If nothing else, I don't know how I could possibly bring a girl back here and not have to justify them.)
 
My tips are get ripped as fuaaarrrkkkkk. Acquire aesthetics and dance moves. Watch them come flocking.
 
When is the appropriate time in the first date to mention Justin? I mean, do we just get it out there, loud and proud? Or do we hide it and rub it out at night time when no one is looking?
 
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