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[FnG]magnolia;22685079 said:
I'm quite attractive.

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[FnG]magnolia;22684996 said:
You're a stud, a man, a virile and on-demand weapon waiting to be unleashed.

A lady appears before your man-sights.

What happens next?

I'd say have you heard about the free shipping incentive on overclockers
 
I go up to her and ask "What's the proper reaction to Terran Mech as a Zerg?" if she can't answer then she's worthless!
 
I go up, spend the evening talking to her, and sometimes find out she likes me too.

Then I remember I don't want any relationships just now and try to find a way to keep her close, but not too close.

Then I give up, and retire, sobbing, in to my golden bedsheets.

(That last bit's semi true, I'm staying in a friend's flat right now, and I actually do have golden bedsheets, which he gave me. If nothing else, I don't know how I could possibly bring a girl back here and not have to justify them.)
 
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