Sick of being romantic..spec me unusual

[ElRazur]

Ky gel - Unlimited Orifices access

Threesome- You, him and a blow up doll.

Make your own porn kit.

Make love in seven unusual places.

 

[Wile E. Coyote]

A punch in the face.

Nice one

 

[Siliconslave]

Trip up the oxo tower ?

i'd give her a trip up the oxo tower given half a chance (wait, that is supposed to be ruid isn't it?)

 

[alexakasloth]

Backdoor surprise....

Fit's in with your name perfectly

 

[Wile E. Coyote]

Fit's in with your name perfectly

Just noticed that, could be your new sig?

 

[yermum]

The best book in the world for this occasion is a kid's book called Guess How Much I Love You. It's really touching and perfect for a true romantic.

Apart from this you could always give her one of those spa day treatment thingies or a dose of colonic irrigation. How romantic!!

 

[_Jimlad_]

Yeah those desks can be damn funny sometimes

shut your face funny man

 

[D.P.]

Fit's in with your name perfectly

People always enquire what DP stands for. The sad truth is they are 2 randomly selected letters!

 

[trojan698]

Do you have a black afro-esque hairdo DP?

 

[GlasgowTitan]

Skydive. End of story.

 

[alexakasloth]

The best book in the world for this occasion is a kid's book called Guess How Much I Love You. It's really touching and perfect for a true romantic.

Ordered that for valentines day for my girlfriend, thanks

 

[SGCWill]

After a birthday/valentines present for the other half, and I'm sick of all the mushy romantic stuff..so..

After something preferrably weird/wacky/bizarre/funny that I have yet failed to think of.

Amsterdam for the weekend or a week. Get wasted and spend it in the red light district. Bring the wife if you can afford her too.

 

[neil3k]

Muffdive. End of story.

Fixed.