silly/dumb stuff you've just done

[cm1179]

Walls?

yeah. something like that

 

[Metatron]

Ate a whole packet of mature cheddar. Now I feel sick.

 

[bakes0310]

ummm.....
done 3 years of IT at college
Left army 7 weeks into basic training because i couldnt march

 

[cm1179]

Left army 7 weeks into basic training because i couldnt march

left or were told to leave?

 

[bakes0310]

left or were told to leave?

Left, i couldnt march to save my life i was joining the coldstream guards.
I was always told that im welcome to come back but they advised me not to join the guards.

 

[gjrc]

Left, i couldnt march to save my life i was joining the coldstream guards.
I was always told that im welcome to come back but they advised me not to join the guards.

camel marcher!!

 

[Thesaff]

Read a post that quotes The Daily Fail.

 

[ScarySquirrel]

Built a wardrobe from Ikea. Hung a load of clothes in it. Tested the strength by yanking the bar across the wardrobe as hard as I could. Clothes on floor and broken wardrobe. Yay.

 

[Samueltastic]

Knocked the drill off at work and tried to catch it. Have a nice gash on my hand now

 

[bakes0310]

Knocked the drill off at work and tried to catch it. Have a nice gash on my hand now

*giggles*Gash*giggles*

 

[aslco]

Built a wardrobe from Ikea. Hung a load of clothes in it. Tested the strength by yanking the bar across the wardrobe as hard as I could. Clothes on floor and broken wardrobe. Yay.

Hahah brilliant

 

[SourChipmunk]

Dove off a pier into the lake head first, only to find the water was just 2 feet deep.

Ouch. Saw stars but didn't knock myself out, thankfully.

 

[I_M_Weasel]

Left, i couldn't march to save my life i was joining the coldstream guards.

You do know it's just like walking, don't you.

 

[snapdragon]

Dove off a pier into the lake head first, only to find the water was just 2 feet deep.

Ouch. Saw stars but didn't knock myself out, thankfully.

opposite to that

walking some lass's home from the pub one night, heavy rain during the evening had given the pavement a glassy sheen to it's surface.

ladies walked on a little with my mate as I nipped through a bush, as they approached I jumped out attempting the scary / funny jester thing

I'd failed to notice the glassy surface I'd aimed to land on to the side of them was actually a duck pond, big Raaaaawrgh from me followed by a bigger splosh

ended up neck deep in stinking foul water, complete with pond weed all over me

much laughter though not as I'd hoped,and complete failure to pull

* was 17 at the time a fairly well oiled I might add

 

[alex24]

Tapped out the internals of my espresso machine filter holder into the bin without noticing, then promptly took the bin to the large bins downstairs for it to be collected. Few days later I noticed and have since had to source the replacement parts. Which weren't cheap. Sigh.

Oh, and for good measure beat my wife.*

*I'm not married.

 

[ShaolinDreams]

ummm.....
done 3 years of IT at college
Left army 7 weeks into basic training because i couldnt march

I guess they didnt understand why you wanted a taxi.. the fools.

 

[SourChipmunk]

I'd failed to notice the glassy surface I'd aimed to land on to the side of them was actually a duck pond, big Raaaaawrgh from me followed by a bigger splosh

I can picture that happening. Totally laughing right now.

 

[RomanNose]

I went to lidl and bought two 60 pack chewing gum packets, I then ate them in one day and failed to notice the sticker saying it has a laxative effect, I had the squits for about two days. ( I was 13)