Did anyone just watch the one o'clock news on BBC 1
The final story turned out to be a horse stuck in the mud.
"Oh but it's the lighter, end of the news type story" I hear you say.
Thing is they had to go all the way to america to nick this story. Can't the BBC use all that licence fee money to find something a bit more interesting or is there really no other news to report (not bloody likely).
I just found my old master system in the attic the other say, I bet far more people would have been interested in that than a bloody horse.
The final story turned out to be a horse stuck in the mud.
"Oh but it's the lighter, end of the news type story" I hear you say.
Thing is they had to go all the way to america to nick this story. Can't the BBC use all that licence fee money to find something a bit more interesting or is there really no other news to report (not bloody likely).
I just found my old master system in the attic the other say, I bet far more people would have been interested in that than a bloody horse.


