So baby shark and daddy shark are out having a swim..........

thepeganator · 15 Nov 2010 at 23:41

loopylou said:
what kind of bees make milk? BOOBIES

Thread rescued thanks to boobs.

Post 16=fail.

Pookie Bear · 15 Nov 2010 at 23:56

Huzzah for Boobies, Ethiopian children and Freudian psychologists!

Minxy · 16 Nov 2010 at 00:46

This thread has me LOLing, except for the shark joke. That was crap.

SoildSnake · 16 Nov 2010 at 01:52

Castor said:
Massive lol

...im going to hell aren't i?

guess ill see you there i laughed too

vti_786 · 16 Nov 2010 at 02:27

i love the abit pic, first time i'v seen it, made me lol:

megakid · 16 Nov 2010 at 02:38

I got one...

A guy, an emu and a cat walk into a bar together. The guy orders a 3 drink round and goes off to join his cat & emu. A little later the emu comes to the bar and orders another round and off he goes to sit down with the others. After finishing the drink, the guy comes back to the bar and orders yet another round. This continues for another few rounds with the emu and guy alternating the rounds between them.

The next time up, the barman says to the guy:
"What's the deal mate? I've seen you and the emu getting rounds of 3 in all night but never the cat"
The guy responds:
"Yeh well today I found a lamp on the ground, rubbed it and to my surprise a genie popped out and granted me a wish"
"Go on" says the barman.
"Well I got what I wished for, didn't I?"
"Huh? What did you wish for?"

"A tall bird with a tight p***y"

Edward78 · 16 Nov 2010 at 04:55

loopylou said:
what kind of bees make milk? BOOBIES

Oh god, hehe good one.

SkeeterUK · 16 Nov 2010 at 05:05

I lol.

MikeHunt79 · 16 Nov 2010 at 07:44

I raised the alarm at work today.

The midgets were furious.

[FnG]magnolia · 16 Nov 2010 at 08:25

MikeHunt79 said:
I raised the alarm at work today.

The midgets were furious.

Well played sir, well played

Cosimo · 16 Nov 2010 at 09:19

loopylou said:
what kind of bees make milk? BOOBIES

Thread saved.

OriginalJonty · 16 Nov 2010 at 09:24

simulatorman said:
LOL Talking sharks, what next?

Sharks with frikking lasers on their heads?

ScarySquirrel · 16 Nov 2010 at 09:28

That Ethiopian joke is amazing!

beefkeef · 16 Nov 2010 at 09:42

What type of owl lives in the kitchen?

The Tea towel.

Mat · 16 Nov 2010 at 09:43

I liked the part about the sharks

'Wes · 16 Nov 2010 at 09:44

Took me a few secs to get it, the joke fails.

Tefal · 16 Nov 2010 at 09:59

These jokes are all far too short...

Will Gill · 16 Nov 2010 at 10:02

MikeHunt79 said:
I raised the alarm at work today.

The midgets were furious.

citizen0100 · 16 Nov 2010 at 10:06

This is making Tuesday better!!

Cosimo · 16 Nov 2010 at 10:09

Where do fish keep their money?
In the river bank.

What fish is most valuable?
A Goldfish.

I know, the door is ....