Man of Honour
It's parents are making a right fuss out there. Shut the cat in now for a few hours at least. Had enough casualties for one day......
I'm thinking of a back garden with dead bodies everywhere.

It's parents are making a right fuss out there. Shut the cat in now for a few hours at least. Had enough casualties for one day......

- Garden spade
- *SPANG*
- ???
- Profit?
It's a horrible situation isn't it and about the only time I think it would be a good idea to have a rifle of some sort...quick, clean and at a distance.

I have an air pistol (named The Euthaniser) that gets used for point-blank dispatching the animals my cats maul beyond saving.
They caught a mouse a couple of days back, and I put it out of its misery as its leg was hanging off and it was bleeding from its bum area. It did a full-on Pulp Fiction style head explode, spraying the walls of the bucket it was in.
I used to bash them on a rock in a bag, but not since I did it to a sparrow that took several full-pelt whacks and looked back at me with an expression as if to say "Why...?".![]()
my mums cat killed mum and dad and left the baby birds the evil thing
I hate cats. They are the only other species of animal on the planet that kill other living creatures for fun and not for food.
It's hardly "natural" or "the circle of life" if we introduce cats into an environment that the rest of the creatures living in aren't prepared for.

Can you give me a pointer to that pistol?
Oh - and would it see off rabbits?

I hate cats. They are the only other species of animal on the planet that kill other living creatures for fun and not for food.
It's hardly "natural" or "the circle of life" if we introduce cats into an environment that the rest of the creatures living in aren't prepared for.
+1
Not natural at all and evil the way they torment other animals, typically by maiming them.
Que cat lovers say its is natural![]()
It's a Beeman P17 (the same as the Weihrauch HW40). Rabbits - not likely. You'd need a pistol nearer the legal limit for that, the Crosman 1377 should do it at point blank with no trouble. It's about 2.5 times the power of the Beeman/Weihrauch.