I went to a club last night and saw this cute little thing on the dancefloor. She had this disgusting perv 15 year old trying to be all over so I just went over and said "Hey baby, nice shoes, wanna ****?". She giggled and we danced. Then the annoying little runt started squealing "I saw her first, I'm alpha, I'M ALPHA!!" and slapping my arm. I told him to **** off. He threatened me at the bar ("If you keep trying it on with her I'll...I'll...I'll do something really bad!"), so I took him out the back and knocked him out. I called the police and had him arrested for assault. I think he spent the night in jail while I was ******* this girl in every position you could imagine, and she was amazing!!!
So I met this girl last night...
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