So i saw a mouse in my kitchen....

[Narj]

To OP: Make sure you deal with it ASAP, they are prolific urinators and defecators and your electrics might be at risk from their incessant chewing. The thing that does my head in is when a woman in the house says that they are "cute" and "can't we just put up with it, it's not hurting anything?"

 

[MeatLoaf]

To OP: Make sure you deal with it ASAP, they are prolific urinators and defecators and your electrics might be at risk from their incessant chewing. The thing that does my head in is when a woman in the house says that they are "cute" and "can't we just put up with it, it's not hurting anything?"

I live on my own so it will be dealt with asap. Im off tomorrow so i will be having a thorough clean out and eliminating any supply of food and filling any holes that they may be using to enter the house. Any nest that i find will be destroyed and any babies will either be flushed or food for my piranhas.

 

[Narj]

I live on my own so it will be dealt with asap. Im off tomorrow so i will be having a thorough clean out and eliminating any supply of food and filling any holes that they may be using to enter the house. Any nest that i find will be destroyed and any babies will either be flushed or food for my piranhas.

LOL!!!

http://www.primrose-london.co.uk/el...Sdu7DD-KYCFZMK3wodc0V5Fw&source=googleads

That's what I recommend.... one of those was responsible for rodent-genocide at my mum's - three in one night! Just stick a bit of peanut butter on a bit of cracker on the inside and hey presto - fried furry friends!

 

[wildman]

use mustard.............. ?

 

[Deadbeat]

 

[4T5]

Dynamite & use Lots of it.

 

[Mr-White]

Get a cat.

This ^ as we all know how much fun tom and jerry, and itchy and scratchy have, so you'll have hours of fun

MW

 

[mangobreeder]

claw hammer and patience

 

[Loony-Luke]

Just like flu you should...
1. CATCH IT
2. BIN IT
3. KILL IT

 

[TheCenturion]

Are you sure it wasn't a rat?

..what m gonna do, im gonna fix that mouse thats what im gonna do, im gonna fix that mouse!!

When you open your mouth
you don't talk you shout
and you give everybody the blame
When I catch you up
I'm gonna pull you up,
I'm gonna check out inside your brain

 

[robgmun]

Just like flu you should...
1. CATCH IT
2. BIN IT
3. KILL IT

2 & 3 should be the other way round

 

[Vonhelmet]

Must be "The Mouse Who Came in from the Cold".

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Get a cat.

This.

 

[Deleted member 651465]

Traps everywhere.

Do not leave enough room for any normal human to step between, but beware you don't open the kitchen door at midnight and fall henceforth on to said traps.

+ Definitely don't film this.

 

[-|ScottFree|-]

Loving UB40!!!

The best of Birmingham!!!

 

[Dewotter]

You should get that tortoise in that gif that tears a mouse in two with its bare.. uh.. flippers?

 

[Skilid]

For some unknown reason, I read 'mouse' as 'moose'. First I thought you were talking about the chocolate variety, then when you said it ran across to work top and hid under the toaster I got a bit confused. Surely a moose is far to big an animal to hide under a toaster. I was giggling to myself at the thought. Took me almost a minute to realise.

I'm tired today alright?

 

[OpenToSuggestions]

Are you sure it wasn't a rat?

Don't you mean a siberian hampster

 

[gjrc]

peanut butter laced with poison. they cant resist apparently

 

[Narj]

peanut butter laced with poison. they cant resist apparently

Then they end up dying underneath your skirting boards and smelling... not nice. Traps are best.

 

[Loony-Luke]

2 & 3 should be the other way round

Well the thing is if its in the bin then you can kill it without it getting messy